G1 Kickback to Armada Galavtron: "You might be taller, but I can move my leg forward. How about you?" TFP Prime: "Why is there a dead bot standing next to me?" TFP Arcee: "Why do I have to be displayed next to Starscream?"
Classics Megatron: With this color scheme and these "wings", I can infiltrate Care-A-Lot and not even one will be able to recognize me!! FE Bulkhead: I don't want Miko finding me that's why I'm only one is to 3 FE Optimus Primes in a box... Hell, even my Japanese counterpart made himself more difficult by having a better paintjob... Air Commanders and Seconds-in-command getting a chance to gripe: Classics Starscream: I don't even get a break in my toys... Nerf-Megatron is taller and bigger than me, while your Galvatron is smaller, for a tank no less... Megs can move a lot, even with wings!!... and your Galvy can barely take a step, and even pops his arm out, during transformation even!!... RTS Cyclonus: Don't sweat it, bro... at least you get some ceremonial garb... and you get to have clones with different colors, even clear versions... I get a dark me, a pale me, a white not-me, and a red me...
Dotm ultimate optimus: give your face...... kreo optimus: i do transfore im just a partformer TFPrid arcee: im lonely with out teilgate TFPrid cliffjumper:you still have me cee ............
"Get those sharpies away from me!"- almost every TF I own. "Why was I traded again?"- FE Arcee "Why is there a Bee infestation?"-HFTD Ratchet to HFTD Jolt. (I do have a lot of bees. Cannon, DoTM Wal-Mart exc., battle blade, Cyberfire, and Nitro) "Why do I suck?"- most of the DoTM Line.
Cybertron Scattorshot: "Sweet . you jealous warpath? what about you ironhide?" WFC OP: "Thanks for the axe! " G1 Grimlock: "ME WANT MP!" Generations Thunderwing: "Wasn't i supposed to be a badass or something? i mean i can't really be the 'Choas Bringer' if WFC bb is the same height as me." Universe Onslaught to PCC Bombshock: "Give it up dude."
Dotm Ironhide: WTF happened to my old cannons, and what's up with this insanely large gun I now carry? ROTF Sideswipe: What's with these damn wheel feet? Makes standing much more difficult. DOTM Sideswipe: Where's the shiny paint for my slick look? Whose they other 2 imposters that look like me yet are in completely different colors. DOTM Starscream: Ughh dude, why do you have several versions of me, all painted up to resemble someone else entirely? What, was the drab tattoo look not good enough you little twit? Every single Bumblebee toy since 2007: Hello I'm Bumblebee. I'm devoid of any character growth and might be part of the FE/ DOTM Wave 6 fiasco that occurred this year. Who cares, kids love me. ....... and apparently I do, seeing as I own several versions of that particular character.
Dotm ultimate optimus: give your face...... kreo optimus: i do transfore im just a partformer TFPrid arcee: im lonely with out teilgate TFPrid cliffjumper:you still have me cee ............
My DOTM Shockwave: I'm a silver gun toting maniac! What could be better?! Besides dieing by Grand Theft Optic? PCC Crankcase: Control Centers........ (He's a zombie) Niro Bumblebee - I'm the best bumblebee ever! Other Bumblebee's I own: Wanna' bet? Movie Trilogy Optimus Prime: What's gonna' happen to me? DOTM Skyhammer: If I'm an upgraded Tomahawk, how do I exist if my owner doesn't own a Tomahawk? HFTM (Hunt for the Moon) Bumblebee: My right arm is on so many steriods!
Cybertron Metroplex: @__________@ I've seen things maaaaaaaaan, things I cant unsee. Unicron: ... Now if only I could stop flipping people off. I'd love to bake them some biscuts, and have some tea. Quite. Zombie Jazz: X_X Just kill me.
HFTD Hailstorm: "Put me on the Live-Action Movie Con shelf ya walkin' organic mess. I'm HFTD, not PRiD! I don't care what aesthetic I have!" DOTM Leadfoot:"........" (He doesn't say anything, I got the see-through variant.)
ROTF Mixmaster: "Do you even remember what I look like in Cement Mixer Mode? I know I'm difficult to transform but sheesh..."
Hercules: I'm most certainly not Devastator... Nope, nope. No-siree. Must be an awesome guy, though... ROTF/Universe Bruticus w/ Crossfire 02: Bruticus have more weapons than Primus! Bruticus want to demonstrate, if Bruticus' right leg would stop selling Bruticus' weapons off... Prime FE Bulkhead: Hey hey! I'm all shiny! Awesome! TMII Dinobot II: *snarl*The next person to crack a zombie joke at my expense shall be eviscerated...slowly and brutally.
Built to Rule TFs: "PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Kre-O TFs: "We're actually better than Built to Rule as Transformers construction sets. WHOO!" Prime FE Optimus Prime: "You want me, but you can't have me. You mad?" My former Masterpiece Optimus Prime: "I'm tired of giving a thumbs up. How about a thumbs down for my looseness?" Every 3rd-party toy: "Yeah, we're Transformers toys you really want, but we cost thrice as much as the real thing!" Armada Hot Shot: "Why my shoulders hurt?"
P:RID Arcee: Get a life/girlfriend you creepy, creepy Transfans and shipper fetishists. I'm a plastic toy........
Movie Trilogy Optimus Prime: Hey, where's that Soundwave get to and where is Ratchet anyhow? DOTM Roadbuster: Man Leadfoot still hasn't shown up yet, has he? DOTM Topspin: Nope he hasn't. He did mention about another Autobot, Twin Twist I think. Hmmmm must be rumors i guess. Legion Leadfoot: I'm down here you wee bastards (why he speaks in a British voice I have no idea). Prime Soundwave: ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ (he doesn't communicate very much) DOTM Crankcase: I am the last member, heck the only dread of the deluxe range. Fuck my existence. Legion Crowbar: You have it bad, try living your life with no head rotation or elbows for that matter. Commander Hatchet: Woof! Woof! ROTF Sideswipe (after breaking on me): I'm gonna become reduced to spare parts, aren't I? Me: Ummmmm maybe.
G1 Prime to G1 Ironhide: "Um you do know you have no head right?" MP Skywarp: "Get this slaggin clear thing out of my back end!!!" Animated Blitzwing: "Turn me into a jet. No!! Tank!!!! Are you crazy? Jet!!! Don't listen to him, tank!!!! Let's do robot mode!!!!!"
RTS G2 Optimus Prime: "Buy me Battle Tanker!" Prime FE Starscream: "Buy me Fakebusker's shapeways upgrade kit!" DOTM Ultimate Optimus Prime: "Fix my head!" DOTM Barricade: "Fix my mid section!" DOTM Sideswipe: "Fix my back wing and paint me silver!" Animated Voyager Optimus Prime: "Why do I have a giant axe?" Beast Wars Depth Charge: "Why am I missing my tail?" Prime FE NYCC Bumblebee: "Why am I a taxi?"
