Pick a figure. That figure can now talk. What does it say about itself as a figure, its surroundings, or life in general?

Generations Warpath: "Wee!! I've got wheels in my feet! This is so much fun!"
PRID Soundwave: "....."
PRID Arcee to Cyberverse Arcee: "Wait, I'm supposed to be that small when in motorcycle mode? What do you mean a motorcycle is smaller than a car?"
FE Starscream: "Wait, jets are supposed to be larger than cars? Primus, Hasbro really screwed me."
Gen Scourge to FE Starscream: "Preaching to the choir, brother."

 

BW Depth Charge


After mistakenly knocking everything else down while trying to stretch, he'd probably fall over & ask why he has so much trouble standing without an ass crutch.

 

"Let me out, I can't breathe in here!" - every MISB figure ever

 

"I'm so generic!" *Begins to cry* - Every Bumblebee toy to date

 

... even Cyberfire Bee?

I'm sure he & Crankcase would light my house on fire if they could.

 

Sixshot: "U jelly?"

Fixed.

 

How the hell is Bumblebee generic? He's one of the most iconic characters today.

 

Any of my GoBots: "Why are you putting us on the same shelves as these big guys?! We're gonna get our asses kicked!"

 

My second DOTM Laserbeak: No! get that paint away from my wings!

My first DOTM Laserbeak: Oh the transformer-manity!

I am painting my second DOTM Laserbeak to turn into Buzzsaw though

 

E Omega Supreme: "why in this era am i such a brick? in olden times i had motorised walking action!"

 

BW Rampage: "Those crab legs smell good. Wait......"

 

Funny, I thought of this last night.

RTS Cyclonus looking down on PRID Arcee:
"In a way, I costed less than you."

PRID Arcee:
"Why yes, this rifle did come out of my arm. Have you seen me transform in the show?"

PRID Arcee giving Cliffjumper a noogie:
"Heyyyyy there short stuff!"
"I'm only a centimeter shorter than you!"

DOTM Roadbuster to Topspin:
"When's Leadfoot gettin' here again?"

 

My PCC Skyburst: Just one long scream, lamenting his broken leg.

 

BW TM Megatron: "What do you mean something is wrong with me? Falling to pieces is Waspinator's job."

 

FE Optimus: So Hasbro cancels me and releases as crappy version with a light-up gun, and I get sold for unreasonable prices on eBay? I'm so special.  

 

I totally want to hear Mr. Kaye say this!  

 

Deluxe Roadbuster and Topspin to Cyberverse Leadfoot: "Aren't you lil' short for a fat guy?"

 

My Rotf Ratchet: "Which idiot put me on the same shelf with Skids, Mudflap and those other seven f.kin Decepticons?!?"
Hftd Insecticon: See, i'm the only one who is displayed in alt mode. Because my alt mode is THAT cool!
Crankcase to Axor: "Did you just say you're a DELUXE?!! Damn you Hasbro!"
Starscream to Sentinel and Optimus: "We don't need a Leader Megatron. In fact, we don't need "any" Megatron at all!"

 

I just said that out loud in Roadbuster's voice.  

 

DOTM Sideswipe is saying: Finish painting me!

Striker Prime: My back hurts.

Thundercracker: Where is there an Autobot on me?

Ratchet: Why am I in the Decepticon bin?

Starscream: Let me out of the Megatron bin!

Autobot Que: I'm a loved chap!