Visitors in my Tool Shed

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nightwind, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. Nightwind

    Nightwind Aka Dusty Bottoms.

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    My grass doesn't grow very quickly in my yard, so I typically only have to mow my yard once every two weeks. Apparently, these guys decided to move in some time in the last two weeks! I'm not going to lie, it scared the crap out of me when I moved my lawn mower and something scurried into the corner!

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    Honestly, I wouldn't mind them living in there. There's really nothing that I keep in there that could be damaged by them. My girlfriend, however, keeps her gardening tools in this shed and probably wouldn't enjoy their company as much! :lol 

    Just thought I would share my little Sunday adventure with you all! :D 
     
  2. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    D'awww. They're adorable!
     
  3. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Likely reactions from TFW:
    1) Cool
    2) Have sex with it
    3) Kill it with a shovel
     
  4. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Aww. What are they, shrews of some sort?
     
  5. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    4) Shrew roast
    5) lucid dream brb
    6) yiff.
     
  6. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    So cute!
     
  7. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    "peeping possom is watching you in the shed"
     
  8. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    Hey, that's cool, you should have sex with it and then kill it with a shovel. :D 
     
  9. guard convoy

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    they are possums
     
  10. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Opossums!
     
  11. Foster

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    The proper order is A/C/B. You don't want it to claw up your thighs trying to fight you off.
     
  12. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    I was hoping for turtles, but those are cute, too.
     
  13. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    tie them together at the tails and use them as nunchucks!!!
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    You don't use oppossums as nunchucks, that's just stupid. You use gophers. Hence the name "gopherchucks."
     
  15. JetsAndHeels

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    Anyone else besides me think possums are ugly?

    I can't stand those damn things...nasty, rabies carrying beasts...I wouldn't kill them though, just shoo them away.
     
  16. Toxicon

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    lol Kung Pow.

    But yeah. Make a possum sword then.
     
  17. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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    Cool, possums! Possums around here, though, are massive.
     
  18. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    Am I the only person that thought Beavis and Butt-Head when they read the thread title?
     
  19. Rodimus Major

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    Nope, I thought it too.
     
  20. Sportimus

    Sportimus Well-Known Member

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    You will NEED to have them removed by a professional. Their jaws are powerful enough to break the bones in you hand and even arms, no joke. And once they bite, they will not let go. Not to mention they carry rabies.

    They may look cute, but are vicious attackers, and it won't take much to set them off. Be very careful, and again, hire a professional wild animal handler (pest control) to have them removed.
     

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