Weird idea that popped in my head out of the freaking nowhere: TFP Vehicons. Fighting Mountain Dew Army. so I thought: I NEED. TO. WRITE. THIS! Set on the three years gap between the Prime Comic and Darkness Rising [where Megatron was searching for Dark Energon and SS was left on Earth with his army]. Prologue - The Great Colonel Rustworth. ... Earth, aboard the dreaded Decepticon warship The Nemesis. Inside that ship, the Vehicon Army stays: The bulk of the Decepticon Army, once a GLORIOUS army on the service of [the now leader] Starscream. "Has it ever occured you how the Decepticon Drones are created, You giant piece of Slags?" A rusty Vehicon said to a recently-arrived group of Vehicons. The rusty Vehicon was remarkable due its scarred appareance: He had one big scar across his whole face, his purple parts were brown due rust and instead of a Decepticon Insignia, he had a dogtag on his neck. No one reacted to his question. "No? NEVER? Oh for Primus' sake!" The rusty Drone started screaming "The Vehicons! the mightiest soldiers of the Decepticon Ranks! Without us, Megatron and Starscream wouldn't last A WEEK!" The rusty Vehicons talked in a cranky tone. "Uh..Sir?" A young and Vehicon asked. "What is it, A-99?" The rusty Vehicon was angry. "Why are we here?" A-99 asked confused. The rusty Vehicon facepalmed, "YOU are here to become Vehicons!" "But...aren't we already Vehic--" "NO!" The rusty Vehicon cut A-99's phrase short, "You are a bunch of kids with no military skill whatsoever, made to die in the battlefield!" Rusty screamed, "I'm here to assure that you'll last more than two seconds." "And you are?" A young Vehicon aggressively asked. "I have many names." He smiled, walking closer to the Vehicon troops, "My enemies call me "The Prototype", my allies call me "The Taskmaster", and you, you can call me Colonel Rustworth, The First Vehicon ever created and from now on, your supreme master." "Sir, YES SIR!" The Vehicon Scouts answered. "Welcome to Vehicon Bootcamp, soldiers!" Rustworth laughed: Another team he could make fun of.