Uwe Boll's Contra!!!

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  1. atlianz

    atlianz TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/19/votd-uwe-bolls-contra/

    You just got contraed!
     
  2. Banshee

    Banshee MvC2 online! woot!

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    Can't watch is at work :( 

    Too bad this is just a what if fake. I enjoyed Tunnel Rats more than I did Postal. Every other movie he's made is garbage.
     
  3. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Uwe Boll has the touch of death.
    Weird Al Yankovic has better directing chops than this hack. (seriously, Al is a great director.)

    It would be nice to have a Contra film, but not at the hands of a man who thinks a film isn't great till it has lost its plot, direction, sense, or soul.
     
  4. Gryph

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    Best movie ever!
     
  5. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Crap.

    Yeah, that about sums it up.
     
  6. Sideways

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    How does this douche keep getting work?
     
  7. LXL_Guy

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    Better yet...how does he keep accquiring the rights???
     
  8. Sideways

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    Good point fella.
     
  9. David

    David . TFW2005 Supporter

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    so...this is not a joke?
     
  10. Lord Of Tetris

    Lord Of Tetris Well-Known Member

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    I can't even tell if this is fake. IS this a fake? Or is this a REAL movie?
     
  11. ZeonikFreak

    ZeonikFreak Genom's Finest...

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    Huh, i liked it.

    Why cant Boll make the movie like that, just uber cheap special affects, just for laughs.

    Oh wait, thats all his movies, i forgot.

    I heard he was doing Far Cry. But, the guy loves what he does, and people pay to see it, so hey, win win for him...
     
  12. Macross7

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    If I put in the Contra Code, will this movie not be made?
     
  13. Gryph

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    Attention all.
    This is not a real movie.
    It is a joke.


    You people are so gullible, sometimes.
     
  14. awful_gollum

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    Thank goodness it is a joke.:D 

    I'd hate for there to be yet another shitty Uwe Boll movie.
     
  15. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    This.

    Speaking of that clown Boll, did the petition actually work? :lol 
     
  16. atlianz

    atlianz TFW2005 Supporter

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    What? Some of yall actually thought it was real?
     
  17. awful_gollum

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    Nope, the petition was a complete failure. Of course, even if it did reach a million, Boll would just simply ignore it and go on with his works.:( 

    So whether we like it or not, Uwe Boll gets to keep making movies.:cry 
     
  18. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    To bad pressing Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start on your NES controller won't send Uwe Boll back to hell from which he came.
     
  19. Lord Of Tetris

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    I don't think being "gullible" is any part of this. I "knew" it was fake, but I've also seen a few Uwe Boll movies. I know how bad they are. This fake movie could have been a real Uwe movie, and I wouldn't have doubted it.

    Uwe Boll's work is THIS bad. It's so bad that some people actually thought this video was real. Kind of like how Michael Bay had to announce that, no, he did not write an alternate Dark Knight script.
     
  20. Gryph

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    No, That's being gullible.
     

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