Discussion in 'Video Games and Technology' started by Bendimus Prime, Apr 22, 2008.
How many people get famous for pissing off video gamers?
So, what I gather from reading good ol' Uwe's quotes here...he WANTS to make bad movies...? XD
Even with a firehose and the pacific ocean as his supply, that man could fuck up a wet dream.
couldn't pour piss outta my boots with directions on the heel...
so why not give him a billion dollar property and watch it sink into obscurity?
he's the kind of man i get pissed at- a hack with money in the bank he honestly didn't work for, and still has a complex that begs him to piss off the masses that have given him a pass one too many times out of a genuine case of faith.
he's the hugh grant of directors.
Hugh Grant has said so many times he hates acting- compared it to working at Burger King- yet he makes the same damn movie over and over.
Uwe Boll shouldn't be allowed to make STD films for the Army....
Boll has contradicted himself many many times in regards to whether he plays/enjoys videogames, wants to make good movies, or aims to please those who have enjoyed the movie-ized game properties.
He's a giant walking footbullet.
Best response ever.
Ok, so let me start this off by saying that I love cheesy movies. I enjoyed the Dungeons and Dragons movie, and I grew up with The Beast Master, Krull, Willow and a few others. With that in mind, I rented In the Name of the King, just for shits and giggles.
I couldn't finish watching it. There is cheesy bad, and BAD bad, and nothing about this movie kept me watchin. I didn't think something could be so bad that I could not fathom it, and since I like Dungeon Siege, I thought "can it be so bad?" But yes, it was.
Actually, he used to use an odd loophole in German tax law to make money when his films lost money.
So maybe, yeah, that was what he wanted. But the loophole is closed now, so he actually has to try if he wants to be profitable.
But there is bad movies and BAD movies. His are unwatchable. These aren't cheesy lines, they are bad lines and unconvincing situations. Dungeon Siege made Dungeons and Dragons look like LOTR!
Uwe Boll is the best troll in existence.
My favourite part of the Dungeon Siege movie is how all the actors, Statham especially, look absolutely bemused on the cover of the box.
thank jesus he isn't making it. let's pray he stays the @#$% away from Halo as well.
Blizzard Won't Let Uwe Boll Direct WoW Movie
This guy is the worst director in the world, of warcraft.
It would be hard for any director to make a good WOW movie. Let alone Uwe Boll.
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