Uwe Boll vs The Critics, fist to face, in the ring!

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  1. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    Story is...

    Here!

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    I am unsure if he's suddenly become a genius or finally lost the final brain diode. Or some mutation of both.
     
  2. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    Most every one: “Your movie sucks!”

    Uwe: “OMG STFU I”LL FIGHT YOU!!!!1!!1”

    I love all the restrictions he put on who we will fight. I bet if no one comes along that fits all his requirements he’ll bash on every one calling them chickens or something. What a tool.
     
  3. rattrap007

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    Hope he get's his ass kicked..
     
  4. KidDynamite

    KidDynamite don't know nothing Veteran

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    It sounds like he's trying to get free actors for his movie. Notice that is says they will not be paid, and their only compensation will be a hotel room. Thanks a heap Uwe.
     
  5. rattrap007

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    But you get the honor of kicking Boll's ass for a while.. Granted he wouldn't use that footage, but still...
     
  6. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    So does he have boxing training or something?
    and *crosses fingers for penny-arcade*
     
  7. *Deathblade

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    I just saw bloodrayne this weekend. Thank god that guy isnt making metal gear! I have seen all 3 of his craptastic movies on dvd, and I agree someone needs to put hime out of his misery!

    The good thing is, that with his movies being universally panned, I am sure someone who critiqued his movies is physically capable of kicking his ass in a boxing match!
     
  8. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Maybe someone will knock him "Rocky 5 Dumb" and he won't be able to direct movies anymore.
     
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    Hmmm, I can see it now. "If you hate my movies so much why did you appear in one??"
     
  10. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    I have seen all of his movies, and other then that one love scene in blood rayne, they have really really sucked.
     
  11. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    This is going to be mighty entertaining. I can't wait to see the results of this story.
     
  12. BigPrime3000

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    My opinion of him has constantly been that he doesn't have the brains to operate in society. People bitching about your movies? Too bad, that's the world. Get a damn life, take some film classes, and try better.
     
  13. Tekkaman Blade

    Tekkaman Blade Professor of Animation

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    ....I've been wondering this for a long time....why does Hollywood keep letting him make movies?
     
  14. rattrap007

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    maybe he just works cheap..
     
  15. BigPrime3000

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    I don't think he has any connection to Hollywood. All of his films are made with German money, I believe.
     
  16. Metal Soldier

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    I want to go fight him.
     
  17. KidDynamite

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    The best part of this is that with all the myriad film websites out there, somebody somewhere has got to be both a film nerd who has dissed Boll AND a pro boxer too. You just know those forums are working overtime trying to find that person right now so they can send him to beat Boll's ass.
     
  18. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    The thing I'm most disappointed about, is that this will take place in Vancouver. I live near there. That means that HE will be near me.

    Also, he sure puts in a lot of stipulations to it all.
     
  19. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    What a pitiful putz, that Uwe. I hope he get his ass punked. :lol 
     

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