He makes movies based on video games that critics and internet peoples hate and love to talk about how much they hate them. Uwe has challenged critics that fit specified criteria to fight him. These fights will be filmed and some if not all will be used in one of his movies (I think Postal) that every one will probable hate. He made House of The Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne. Dungeon Siege in post and Seed, Postal and Far Cry are all in pre-production.
They don’t tend to stay in theaters vary long. One place near here opened House of the Dead on a Friday and pulled it from there line up on Wednesday.
I can't believe they're letting him do Far-Cry. Whoever made that decision should get beaten by the same person who gets to beat up Uwe.
His movies were being used as a german tax deductable trick by some big investors from over there, but I think that recently got made undoable or something. Me and my halfremembered information. Lately, it's possible that he's being funded by the people that believe he's the reincarnation of Ed Wood.
Lowtax will kick his arse. Uwe Boll is a shitty director and his fighting skills are probably on a par with that of a dead toad.
You know, I think this is a win-win situation. Both of these guys are spiteful, pissed-off savants who think that they're faaaaar better than those surrounding them and don't hesitate to let everyone know. They do a wonderful job using their accessible mediums to paint a picture of how THEY'RE justified saying/doing what they want and those who oppose them are (insert as much defamatory garbage as you want here). It's kinda like the opposite of Aliens vs. Predator. Some folks have a bone to pick with Lowtax. Others think Boll's stuff is garbage. Whoever loses, we win!
I’m assuming that if he’s going call out the whole internet and all the movie critics he has to know some one in better shape then Roger Ebert is going to show up and do some training.
