Uwe Boll is gonna fight Lowtax

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  1. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    For the full story ---> http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3883

    Lowtax better not lose.

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  2. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    That guy can't even direct traffic.
     
  3. Savanna

    Savanna Want to Touch my Wankel?

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    That image you decided to show would of been better if it was spelled right.....
     
  4. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    Damn it, I was in a rush.
     
  5. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    Who's Uwe Boll?
     
  6. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    He makes movies based on video games that critics and internet peoples hate and love to talk about how much they hate them. Uwe has challenged critics that fit specified criteria to fight him. These fights will be filmed and some if not all will be used in one of his movies (I think Postal) that every one will probable hate.

    He made House of The Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne. Dungeon Siege in post and Seed, Postal and Far Cry are all in pre-production.
     
  7. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    I see. Can't say as I've seen any of his movies
     
  8. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    They don’t tend to stay in theaters vary long. One place near here opened House of the Dead on a Friday and pulled it from there line up on Wednesday.
     
  9. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I can't believe they're letting him do Far-Cry. Whoever made that decision should get beaten by the same person who gets to beat up Uwe.
     
  10. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    if he is so horrible, how does he still have a job? Who keeps hiring him?
     
  11. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    His movies were being used as a german tax deductable trick by some big investors from over there, but I think that recently got made undoable or something. Me and my halfremembered information. :D 

    Lately, it's possible that he's being funded by the people that believe he's the reincarnation of Ed Wood.
     
  12. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    :lol 

    You know your a shitty director when all your fans want to kick your ass in your own movies
     
  13. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Ze Germans?
     
  14. Skor

    Skor I HATE U TRASH MONSTAAAR! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Lowtax will kick his arse.

    Uwe Boll is a shitty director and his fighting skills are probably on a par with that of a dead toad.
     
  15. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    You know, I think this is a win-win situation.

    Both of these guys are spiteful, pissed-off savants who think that they're faaaaar better than those surrounding them and don't hesitate to let everyone know. They do a wonderful job using their accessible mediums to paint a picture of how THEY'RE justified saying/doing what they want and those who oppose them are (insert as much defamatory garbage as you want here).

    It's kinda like the opposite of Aliens vs. Predator. Some folks have a bone to pick with Lowtax. Others think Boll's stuff is garbage. Whoever loses, we win!
     
  16. Napjr

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    all the info can be seen here :D 

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll
     
  17. Seth Buzzard

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    I’m assuming that if he’s going call out the whole internet and all the movie critics he has to know some one in better shape then Roger Ebert is going to show up and do some training.
     

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