Uwe Boll for Transformers 3

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  1. Darthbane2007

    Darthbane2007 Well-Known Member

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    I mean, he can do so much better than Michael Bay, and could actually redeem Transformers in our eyes, making it one of the best trilogies of all time!

    Who agrees with me?
     
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    I believe that he can make Transformers better than what Michael Bay did...
     
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    No, no, no!
     
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    No. I prefer Michael Bay more than Uwe..whatever his name is.
     
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    Just when I thought Non-TF General Discussion had sunk to Movie Discussion levels, MD goes that bit lower.
     
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    Though now I'm morbidly curious to see how it turns out...
     
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    for the love of Primus no!
     
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    Uwe Boll, Paul W.S. Anderson, and Joel Schumacher in "Worse than Bay II; The Anti-Bay strikes"
     
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    Well, even though none of those guys would make it better, they certainly couldn't make it any worse given the source material that those wonder-twats Orci & Kurtzman keep puking up and attempting to pass off as "scripts". Give ANYONE the same big budget given to Bay and they can have just as many useless explosions, wank-off military shots, convoluted CGI models that are virtually indistinguishable, tween brunettes with big chests & tight abs, a cast of F-list actors, shitty eco vehicles colored like Skittles all sporting the same logo, lowbrow trailer park humor & dialogue, and an endless vacuum of plot holes. The only thing they might not get is "a direct line to the Pentagon"... as Bay always like to remind everyone that he has whenever a camera or mic is in his face.

    But it doesn't matter anyway - TF1 was a huge success and ROTF just surpassed $400 Million domestically, so Bay and those two hacks masquerading around town as "writers" aren't going anywhere. Good news for everyone that loves the movies, and expected bad news for everyone else. It's already too successful of a franchise to even justify being 'relaunched' down the road, so unless Bay & co. royally screw things up even worse with TF3 (if that's even possible at this point), I don't expect to ever see a new director get attached or an entirely new direction taken with it. Not for a good 10 or more years anyway.
     
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    NO!

    Just keep Michael Bay on to film Transformers 3 to keep all three films consistent with each other.

    Any live-action movies made after Transformers 3 can be done up by Uwe Boll or any other directors you guys feel are up to making them. Kapeesh?
     
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    Seriously, Boll would fuck up TF far more than Bay ever could. Just look at what he did with Alone in the Dark!
     
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    Shut up! Alone in the Dark was a... a... a cine- a cinemtatic masterpiece!











    I... I don't know how I just wrote that. Uwe Boll, while he provides many quality lulz, is a shit director.
     
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    I'm actually really really glad he made that movie.

    If he didn't we wouldn't get this awesomness: Alone In The Dark
     
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    *reads title on main forum page and eyeballs literally pop out of my head*.......there is no words to describe this.....this BETTER be a joke....or my brain will explode
     
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    No frickin way!!!!!
     
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