Uwe Boll challenges Michael Bay to Boxing Match

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  1. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    I'd have put this in the youtube thread, but it is more of a "movies" thing:

    :lol 

    Clicky
     
  2. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    :lol  at "better director"

    I hope Bay accepts and kicks this hack's ass. :bay 
     
  3. Seth Buzzard

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    That seems to be his answer to everything.
     
  4. Cruellock

    Cruellock Disney Villain

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    Wow.. Boll will do anything for publicity.
     
  5. karamazov80

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    That's right, because he has some background as an amateur boxer or something. Big man for a guy who at least has rudimentary boxing skills to show off his man-hood by challenging people who obviously don't to a boxing match.

    Having said that, I would love for these two to box each other senseless. They are both horrible, horrible people for exposing the world to their crap movies.
     
  6. Metalhead

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    Oh dear, this has made him slip from just "shit filmmaker" to "pathetic excuse for a human".
     
  7. Witwicky Camaro

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    This guy is terrible; A boxing match is his answer to everything, because he knows half his opponents don't box (to my knowledge). That's like me challenging my brother to a Drawing Contest, and we both know he can't draw anything but stick-people.
     
  8. j.a.f.o.

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    So how many signatures needed to reach a million for Uwe Boll to retire?
     
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    Oh no! Whoever wins we loose!!
     
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  11. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    Why Bay need to box when he can just smoke him and blow him up sky high, awesome style ? :D 
     
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    One of the few times i'd be rooting for Bay.
     
  13. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Let's hope he can take a punch better than Lowtax can.
     
  14. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    Pretty much.
     
  15. awful_gollum

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    That should be an interesting boxing match to watch.

    Uwe "The Toilet" Boll vs. Michael "Mr.Explosions" Bay!!! Who will win?!?
     
  16. rattrap007

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    There won't be explosions in the match so Bay isn't interested... No explosions bore Bay.
     
  17. Seth Buzzard

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    I can’t imagine Bay would do it even if he knew 100% that he could win. Bay is big budget action movie guy, Boll is a no budget nobody. There is no benefit for Bay to risk personal injury, while it can only help Boll with publicity.
     
  18. General Magnus

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    Can´t Bay run him over with the Baycrusher?
     
  19. smkspy

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    I'd actually watch this, but only if Boll dress as one of his characters and Michael Bay dresses up as the Frat Boy from Mystery Men again.
     
  20. RabidYak

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    Not quite anything, he won't make good movies for it.
     

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