Using TFs to score points with the ladies

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  1. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Has anyone but me used their TFs to score points with a girl?
    seriously.
    i am not studly or anything, but i am creative. so i have used mine to do that.

    I don't just show em a toy and tell them why it makes me cool or geeky.

    basically, i use em sometimes as a teaching tool, when i can't seem to say what i want.
    like, it is easy to overlook a guy like me because i look so....well, plain or ordinary.
    but a few twists and turns and fiddling, out pops a side of me that is rather interesting.
    and yeah, it works.

    anyone else been like that?
    or am i wayyyyy tooo far beyond a lame geek?
     
  2. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Transformers piss off my lady more than anything else.
     
  3. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    If you're ever get set up on a blind date that's not going to well, a good way out of it is to bring up your TF collection.
     
  4. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    only time i use TF with a lady is when im thinking abt em to delay...happy time.
     
  5. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Which one do you think about most brah?
     
  6. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    if im laying pipe the popular guysll do like prime, starscream, et al, but if the girl is doing the work i go to my go to guys like broadside or wheelie or something.
     
  7. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    No offense, but, LAAAAAAME.

    Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome.


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    Also super lols @ KA.
     
  8. Prisoner1138

    Prisoner1138 TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm not going to say you're lame, or the idea is lame, or you're a lame geek, or that I think you're lame.

    But that statement alone is goddam disturbing
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    re: title

    cue classic astrotrain joke.

    wait for it...
     
  10. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    Same here... unfortunately...
     
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    RHansen Sir. Ranbotnic Veteran

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    I like this thread :lol 
     
  12. Voiceroy

    Voiceroy Trans-fo-mahs!

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    One time my wife gave me Masterpiece Starscream for Christmas. We had sex that night.

    The end.
     
  13. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    :useless 
     
  14. Takeshi357

    Takeshi357 "Research"

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    If I was the girl, I'd give you an awkward stare.

    If you told me I'm more than meets the eye, I'd laugh. Then leave without saying goodbye.
     
  15. RodimusDawg

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    brownie points

    The only thing is basically the see Primus and ask me to transform it. But never scored me any. Is that even possible?
     
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    If I wanted out of a blind date that wasn't going well, sure I'd bring up TFs. Using them to impress the fairer sex? I honestly don't wouldn't recommend it.
     
  17. Optimus Layne

    Optimus Layne Autobot Commander

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    yea its like my gf says. its not how big it is...............it's how you transform it :thumb 
     
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    Ladies might think...."......well at least he is not into drugs."
     
  19. Kenny278

    Kenny278 Fort Max fan

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    Transformer collecting is my deep dark secret..... if the ex only knew what some of them were worth.. she'd have sold em ...
     
  20. Maximo Prime

    Maximo Prime Bassist of Ill Repute

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    um..:wtf: 

    kinda reminds me of when that guy on Revenge of the Nerds (Poindexter, I believe) was talking himself up on some girl while programming graphics to look like the two of them dancing. which, by the way, talk about suspense of disbelief.. SHEESH.

    I honestly don't see how the phrase applies. i think it's a way to shoehorn TFs into a conversation.

    TFs have NEVER gotten me anywhere with the ladies. Nor with my fiancee. She doesn't dislike em, but she really doesn't care about them.

    I mean, what next - are you going to talk about your kibble after that? I shudder to think where that refers to :eek

    maybe the two of you could be Duocons together? "You complete me. (yoink) just like Flywheels here. See how the..."

    As a rule, most girls aren't into it. YES THERE ARE SOME...we know. Man, they even made transformer UNICORNS and it didn't bring in the women.

    Eh, i'm just bustin your balls, no mean intentions here.. but yeah i had to laugh a bit when i read this. plus i don't see how fiddling with your kibble will bring out anything i want to see on a first date.

    :D 
     

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