Update Time!

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  1. Primon4723

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    I'm not going to get my hopes up but i´ll ask anyway: it is the usual package or it is something new (at least to you)??????
     
  3. algo448

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    It's not a Shinki.
     
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    thats a jerk move prime.
     
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    direct and brutal... NICE!
     
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    Time is a relative thing.
    If you think about it, Time is not even real.
    We are just deteriorating, and time is our way of telling how closer to death we are.
     
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    Assuming that is Prime in the first place, saberconvoy.

    As for Mackatron: sorry, buddy, but looks like you're gonna hafta rust here for a whole motherboardfraggin' week 'till the repair crew picks you up.
     
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    A week, a month, a century? ITS ALL GOOD!
     
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    We'll who ever it is, they are a prime example of a jerk!
     
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    algo448 Amateur Procrastinator

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    Literally his whole character.

    Don't know when updates wll resume, so no reason to keep your hopes up that long.

    It is, you are completely right.

    In this situation one could make the case that Forte simply means that particular dimension does not know the concept of decay, or maybe it's a place where time travel does not work and any attempt to traverse through it will result in you landing at the same moment.
    But heck if I know, I follow RvB rules when it comes to jokes.

    Forte is a Forte.

    Or a century, who's counting? Certainly not Forte.

    That's the attitude!

    Forte is a Forte.
    Let's just say there's good reason as to why he treats Izanagi so casually.

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    The following is a trailer.
    It is definitely designed in a way to make things look cooler than they actually are.
    So you know, every trailer ever.
    Also, I haven't actually shot that far ahead, or at all tbh, so while the scenes will happen in the arc, the photos won't be the same.
    Also, also, I just had a dream about this and thought it'd be fun.
    Imsomnia is weird like that.

    I suck at picking OSTs, but I feel this one works decently for the trailer.
    Or do provide your own.
    I'd welcome that.

    Next time, on Update Time:

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    Izanagi's penchant for quotes returns.
     
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    Ohhhhhhhh shit.
     
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    Oh-no?
     
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    Oh boy :popcorn 
     
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    Cassette Corner 2.0: This is (definitely) filler!

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    [​IMG] : This is it, Update Time’s Casette Corner Interlude Chapter.

    [​IMG] : This time it’s all about the cast of those so called “Interludes” that make you wonder if this is meant to be a comedy or a drama.

    [​IMG] : The other incarnation of Megatron, often called Mackatron in the thread, technically his name is also Megatron, but he’s catalogued as (Another) Megatron to avoid confusion.

    [​IMG] : Also because the writer thinks Another Agito is the coolest name ever, not like he has actually watched Agito.

    [​IMG] : First appearing in Interlude 2, a copy of Megatron created by the weird Valkyrie for unknown reasons, he currently is learning under Forte for probably worse reasons.

    [​IMG] : While his memories are based on our Megatron his body is anything but, both strength and endurance take a dive, he’s simply not as well built, while he is far from fast he is lighter, and his agility does improve in comparison.

    [​IMG] : Firepower remains the same, as his fusion shotgun is functionally identical to Megatron’s Fusion Cannon, nonetheless it’s his less favored weapon and he only uses it as a last resort.

    [​IMG] : He logically has Transformation as a skill, but space ran out.

    [​IMG] : Salamander C-, a basic fire elemental Forte grafted upon him.

    [​IMG] : He carries a Lizard in his right arm?

    [​IMG] : In most magical traditions elementals are spirits of nature, Salamanders correspond to fire.

    [​IMG] : So why don’t we see fire lizards everywhere?

    [​IMG] : In the same way we Cybertronians have a Spark, all living beings have a core or soul, ours is physical so we are barred from magic and it’s functioning, Humanoids are a middle point, so both magic and the physical realm are at their reach, Elementals are basically living souls, nothing but energy, they are part of nature, and won’t appear in places with low magical energy, like our house.

    [​IMG] : In short it makes it so he can tap on the Salamander’s magic, and while it’s not a soul of his own, having one makes it easier to pass as a proper living being, through it he can properly use his favored knife, and release simple fire spells, the intensity of the flames increase during stressful situations.

    [​IMG] : Which is a huge problem, rage makes his body literally burn out, and as the Salamander clearly doesn’t’ see him as a real existence it won’t care if it leads to his destruction.

    [​IMG] : High-Speed Calculations D, in short, he really got good at math, it’s not a natural gift, and it simply came from studying a lot, nonetheless the rank is fairly low, as all his calculations focus on the trajectory of his knife.

    [​IMG] : The knife does have a name, as one of the Valkyrie’s inventions but…

    [​IMG] : This Megatron described it as “pretentious as f#ck”

    [​IMG] : A knife which functionally acts a battery, it has a lot of stored movement, which can be released by it’s user through a simple magical spell, making it as fast or slow as one wills, while it can change directions midair that part is not as simple as it sounds.

    [​IMG] : It can accelerate at will, sure, but it can’t actually lose speed at will, being able to perform complex maneuvers requires it to ricochet or accelerate further into another direction, it is functionally impossible to react to it in real time, so all calculations have to be performed before throwing it.

    [​IMG] : Also, he’s good at calculating trajectories, not at throwing objects itself, he can easily dodge such weapons, but he’s not actually proficient with regular knives. Nonetheless, it’s versatility makes it this Megatron’s most reliable weapon by far.

    [​IMG] : Plus, it’s just kind of cool in general.

    [​IMG] : Unknown Entity, not so much a skill as much as part of his existence, he’s not a thing, nor any life form, the universe itself treats him as an incognito.

    [​IMG] : It comes with one or two unexpected advantages, since he’s not properly part of reality, Reality Breaks that target him directly are ineffective, as was the case of his creator’s.

    [​IMG] : But those like Izanagi’s that target the area around him will work as usual.
     
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    I would think since he is using a shotgun, he would be a camper.
     
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    That and he throws knives, so MLG COD fanboy anyone?
     

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