Update Time!

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  1. Primon4723

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    I'm not going to get my hopes up but i´ll ask anyway: it is the usual package or it is something new (at least to you)??????
     
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    It's not a Shinki.
     
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    thats a jerk move prime.
     
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    direct and brutal... NICE!
     
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    Time is a relative thing.
    If you think about it, Time is not even real.
    We are just deteriorating, and time is our way of telling how closer to death we are.
     
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    Assuming that is Prime in the first place, saberconvoy.

    As for Mackatron: sorry, buddy, but looks like you're gonna hafta rust here for a whole motherboardfraggin' week 'till the repair crew picks you up.
     
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    A week, a month, a century? ITS ALL GOOD!
     
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    We'll who ever it is, they are a prime example of a jerk!
     
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    Literally his whole character.

    Don't know when updates wll resume, so no reason to keep your hopes up that long.

    It is, you are completely right.

    In this situation one could make the case that Forte simply means that particular dimension does not know the concept of decay, or maybe it's a place where time travel does not work and any attempt to traverse through it will result in you landing at the same moment.
    But heck if I know, I follow RvB rules when it comes to jokes.

    Forte is a Forte.

    Or a century, who's counting? Certainly not Forte.

    That's the attitude!

    Forte is a Forte.
    Let's just say there's good reason as to why he treats Izanagi so casually.

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    The following is a trailer.
    It is definitely designed in a way to make things look cooler than they actually are.
    So you know, every trailer ever.
    Also, I haven't actually shot that far ahead, or at all tbh, so while the scenes will happen in the arc, the photos won't be the same.
    Also, also, I just had a dream about this and thought it'd be fun.
    Imsomnia is weird like that.

    I suck at picking OSTs, but I feel this one works decently for the trailer.
    Or do provide your own.
    I'd welcome that.

    Next time, on Update Time:

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    Izanagi's penchant for quotes returns.
     
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    Ohhhhhhhh shit.
     
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    Oh-no?
     
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    Oh boy :popcorn 
     
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    Cassette Corner 2.0: This is (definitely) filler!

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    [​IMG] : This is it, Update Time’s Casette Corner Interlude Chapter.

    [​IMG] : This time it’s all about the cast of those so called “Interludes” that make you wonder if this is meant to be a comedy or a drama.

    [​IMG] : The other incarnation of Megatron, often called Mackatron in the thread, technically his name is also Megatron, but he’s catalogued as (Another) Megatron to avoid confusion.

    [​IMG] : Also because the writer thinks Another Agito is the coolest name ever, not like he has actually watched Agito.

    [​IMG] : First appearing in Interlude 2, a copy of Megatron created by the weird Valkyrie for unknown reasons, he currently is learning under Forte for probably worse reasons.

    [​IMG] : While his memories are based on our Megatron his body is anything but, both strength and endurance take a dive, he’s simply not as well built, while he is far from fast he is lighter, and his agility does improve in comparison.

    [​IMG] : Firepower remains the same, as his fusion shotgun is functionally identical to Megatron’s Fusion Cannon, nonetheless it’s his less favored weapon and he only uses it as a last resort.

    [​IMG] : He logically has Transformation as a skill, but space ran out.

    [​IMG] : Salamander C-, a basic fire elemental Forte grafted upon him.

    [​IMG] : He carries a Lizard in his right arm?

    [​IMG] : In most magical traditions elementals are spirits of nature, Salamanders correspond to fire.

    [​IMG] : So why don’t we see fire lizards everywhere?

    [​IMG] : In the same way we Cybertronians have a Spark, all living beings have a core or soul, ours is physical so we are barred from magic and it’s functioning, Humanoids are a middle point, so both magic and the physical realm are at their reach, Elementals are basically living souls, nothing but energy, they are part of nature, and won’t appear in places with low magical energy, like our house.

    [​IMG] : In short it makes it so he can tap on the Salamander’s magic, and while it’s not a soul of his own, having one makes it easier to pass as a proper living being, through it he can properly use his favored knife, and release simple fire spells, the intensity of the flames increase during stressful situations.

    [​IMG] : Which is a huge problem, rage makes his body literally burn out, and as the Salamander clearly doesn’t’ see him as a real existence it won’t care if it leads to his destruction.

    [​IMG] : High-Speed Calculations D, in short, he really got good at math, it’s not a natural gift, and it simply came from studying a lot, nonetheless the rank is fairly low, as all his calculations focus on the trajectory of his knife.

    [​IMG] : The knife does have a name, as one of the Valkyrie’s inventions but…

    [​IMG] : This Megatron described it as “pretentious as f#ck”

    [​IMG] : A knife which functionally acts a battery, it has a lot of stored movement, which can be released by it’s user through a simple magical spell, making it as fast or slow as one wills, while it can change directions midair that part is not as simple as it sounds.

    [​IMG] : It can accelerate at will, sure, but it can’t actually lose speed at will, being able to perform complex maneuvers requires it to ricochet or accelerate further into another direction, it is functionally impossible to react to it in real time, so all calculations have to be performed before throwing it.

    [​IMG] : Also, he’s good at calculating trajectories, not at throwing objects itself, he can easily dodge such weapons, but he’s not actually proficient with regular knives. Nonetheless, it’s versatility makes it this Megatron’s most reliable weapon by far.

    [​IMG] : Plus, it’s just kind of cool in general.

    [​IMG] : Unknown Entity, not so much a skill as much as part of his existence, he’s not a thing, nor any life form, the universe itself treats him as an incognito.

    [​IMG] : It comes with one or two unexpected advantages, since he’s not properly part of reality, Reality Breaks that target him directly are ineffective, as was the case of his creator’s.

    [​IMG] : But those like Izanagi’s that target the area around him will work as usual.
     
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    I would think since he is using a shotgun, he would be a camper.
     
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    That and he throws knives, so MLG COD fanboy anyone?
     
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    Sure!

    His sole hobby is vengeance.
    He is batman.

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    [​IMG] : Oh come on, you’ve got to be kidding.

    [​IMG] : Izanagi-No-Okami, the first man, his origins and nature seem to elude even him, however, it is a fact that he currently stands as the living embodiment of “life” itself.

    [​IMG] : His stats are utterly absurd.

    [​IMG] : Izanagi introduced himself as the strongest entity in our collection, and he is generally written as such, he’s not meant to be overcome or outmatched, the first man is simply unbeatable.

    [​IMG] : All of his stats break the scale, he doesn’t get tired or run out of energy no matter how many spells he fires, and while he’s never shown to be particularly fast, he seems to appear and disappear at will. He’s cheating, he simply is cheating.

    [​IMG] : Magician, at the highest rank of course

    [​IMG] : Of course.

    [​IMG] : Izanagi excels at all forms of magic, there is always the possibility that he invented magic itself, nonetheless he mostly sticks to light and thunder magic.

    [​IMG] : His main offensive spell is Megidolaon, as it was in Persona 4.

    [​IMG] : The name itself is ultimately a reference to Armageddon.

    [​IMG] : This is b#llshit.

    [​IMG] : Pride of the Living, unranked, it represents Izanagi’s authority as the avatar of Life, it’s not so much a skill as it is his existence summed up in a line.

    [​IMG] : Izanagi rules over life as much as it governs him, and this skill is the reason why he’s unable to claim a life, it’s not in his nature or possibilities to do so.

    [​IMG] : However, it explicitly keeps him from murder, but not battle or torture, he can grant you eternal suffering or leave you as an empty vessel, as long as you medically count as alive, it’s fair game.

    [​IMG] : One would expect life to be… well… nice.

    [​IMG] : Reality Break, Myriad Truths.

    [​IMG] : A Reality Break allows it’s user to overcome the laws of the world with his own, it’s not a form of magic, or any sort technique, it costs 0 energy and is unique to each user, it can only really be cancelled by another Break or a stronger will.

    [​IMG] : It’s not clear how one gets such a skill, however all users despite understanding the world around them are simply able to suppress it.

    [​IMG] : His basically grants access to pocket dimensions, the “noise” between worlds, described as the gray noise that is between one music station and the next.

    [​IMG] : It’s both a way to stay alone and fight without affecting the real world, but it doesn’t really offer any advantage to Izanagi.

    [​IMG] : Not like he ever needed one.
     
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    Its about to get real interesting real quick.
     
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    So he's a game breaker .
     
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    Or slow! Could go either way.

    He's the rulebook.

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    [​IMG] : In the opposite end…

    [​IMG] : This is simply useless.

    [​IMG] : Forte is… Forte, he knows Izanagi somehow, and lives outside our world, he looks like a blue Prime, but he doesn’t seem to think of himself as a Transformer.

    [​IMG] : Honestly, he doesn’t seem to care much in general, he’s casual about most things, and he definitely pays no mind to how he treats others.

    [​IMG] : He’s a dick.

    [​IMG] : He really is a dick, no Prime is free from that it seems.

    [​IMG] : His stats aren’t really known, as both his fights consisted of one attack, he comes across as a rather poor fighter, and his size does not help matters.

    [​IMG] : And yet he has no issue with taunting or directly insulting Izanagi.

    [​IMG] : He can transform, but he doesn’t bother too, maybe he forgot he could.

    [​IMG] : Light Manipulation B-, he’s not a spellcaster like Izanagi, he fights using hard light, which in a sense makes it closer to regular physical projectiles.

    [​IMG] : The rank is low as he only knows how to use it for offensive purposes, he should be able to use it in other ways but…

    [​IMG] : Forte shall do as Forte shall do.

    [​IMG] : Reality Break, See No Evil.

    [​IMG] : He has a break!?

    [​IMG] : His doesn’t target outside reality or outside enemies, but rather himself, and it is always active.

    [​IMG] : Here comes the broken part…

    [​IMG] : It makes him invisible to cameras.

    [​IMG] : What.

    [​IMG] : He doesn’t show up in photos, or recordings.

    [​IMG] : What.

    [​IMG] : It differentiates from eyes however, if for example he’s being observed by a mech, the subject will see him normally and recognize him by sight, but any recordings extracted from it’s files will be empty.

    [​IMG] : What’s the point of that!?
     
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