Rules prevent me from posting a link to the torrent, but if you download anime, you should already know where to get this. A shortened "digest" version of the first episode of the new Hellsing OVA is now available. It's in that stupid-ass Matroska format so make sure you have the proper codecs installed. Word round the campfire is the full version will be released in Japan on February 10, but this one is worth watching. Well worth watching. In fact, if you don't watch it, then you are a shitfucker who doesn't like good things. I just watched it myself, and in the words of the immortal Butt-Head, "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen." I'm too giggly right now to articulate any further.