Unknowing twins marry each other

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  1. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Hell Yeah!!
    I completely agree with this. I don't understand why it would have been worse if they were same sex. Of course, I am not a homophobe either.

    Nasty
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    Yeah I just don't do it for myself, I think I could do better.
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  2. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Can you imagine the propaganda that would go on, though? All giant billboards paid for by the local church saying "DON'T BONE YOUR CLONE."
     
  3. Ktulu

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    I'd hit it
     
  4. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    :lolol :lolol :lolol  the stubble is what really sells it!
     
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  6. pscoop

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    :lolol 

    Dammit! I can't find a pic, but that looks like Randy Quaid in Kingpin when they find him stripping in drag. :lolol 

    EDIT-This was the best I could do on short notice....

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  7. Aaron

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    But what if I already have the goatee? Does that make me the evil twin?
     
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  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    It would make you the less evil twin. Evil doubles exponentially with cloning, including facial hair. Your clone would be twice as evil as you, and have a twice as evil-looking goatee. A clone of your clone would be 4x as evil as you, and have a goatee 4x as evil looking as yours, etc.
     
  10. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    that is just disturbing.
     
  11. drippy

    drippy Well-Known Member

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    *looks in the direction of ZZ Top*

    These guys are at least 8x evil.

    So, from incestuous sex to ZZ Top...it has come full circle.
     
  12. Insane Galvatron

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    Exactly what I was thinking. You know there were mad in love. How heartbreaking is this? To find out your true love that you thought was "the one" was actually "your sister". I'm not sure which emotion would be stronger. The broken heart or the gross-out-cause-I-did-my-sister thing.
     
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    Definitely a downer story :( 
     
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    Honestly as long as they don't actually reproduce it's pretty much all good. I hope they're still together and screwing like horny siblings.
     
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    Honestly yeah. They've already gone so far, why let this stop them?
     
  16. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop!

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    Bonus points if their favorite movie was "Say it ain't so"
     
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    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    Oddly logical.
     
  18. Jarodimus

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    Y'know, I agree with this sentiment. Being raised together as brother and sister -- at least to me -- is what would cause the "gross" factor in doing the horizontal tango. I don't think the biology on its own would cut it.

    But yeah, at least one of them needs to get snipped so as to prevent teh mutant babiez.

    Perhaps. For example, aksmth's clone could go with the pointy Mirror Spock/Slade Wilson "Van Dyke" beard. Or maybe a Fu Manchu.

    However, my theory is that the clone's evil would be expressed by the goatee PLUS spontaneous total scalp baldness and/or growth of a facial tumor looking exactly like an eyepatch.

    Note to self: be wary of rooms containing Lance and a mirror.
     
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    You watch, their father's Dick Cheney and their mother died in childbirth.
     
  20. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    You guys have got to be kidding me....