Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

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  1. Paladin

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    Some of these aren't bad.


     
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    Those are great. The Terminator one is my favorite.
     
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    THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
    OH HOLY SHIT :lolol 
     
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    Two Girls, One Cup - Couple make do with limited resources. :lol 
     
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    LOL at the Terminator one. Nightmare Before Christmas cracked me up, too.
     
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    The Last Starfighter: One Teen Proves that Videogames are better than years of Nasa Training.

    Transformers: Boy buys car, turns out being an alien robot :D 

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Mutt asks an old man to help him find his mother.

    Brokeback Mountain: Two man get lost in the woods

    Highschool Musical: 25-year-old Highschool students prove that singing is better than good grades.

    edit: Back to the Future 2: Mother falls for Son.

    edit again: Dragon Ball Z: Young boy fights viciously with the help of his balls.
     
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    :lol  @ Titanic.


    Ur doing it wrong.
     
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    some of my faves:

     
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    Hahah the Predator one is gold!
     
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    First of all this is the first I've heard of this, so give me a break. Second of all, with Brokeback, I did it on purpose because if I did the actual description is "uncomfortable." And with Transformers I was just quoting Sam to be funny, I know that's not how it works. The Dragonball on seems on, so I ain't defending myself too much.
     
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    I loved the Alien one more myself...
     
  12. Prowl

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    hahah, yes, that crew definitely missed out on their bonus :) 

    Ok, how's this....

    The Matrix: Young Lonely man falls in love, has sex, and saves the planet, in the world's largest MMORPG.
     
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    Here's mine.

    Breakfast at Tiffany's: Mickey Rooney racistly portrays Japanese American.
    Twister: Big wind come, kill things, that guy from Alien is in it too.
    Obsession: Girl from Destiny's Child fight girl from Heros.
    GI Joe: Cartoon soldiers fight snake oil men!

    :D 
     
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    :lolol  :lolol  Those are great. Some of the ones in the comments are hilarous as well:

    MR BEAN: Austistic loner finds every day a struggle, to his sadness and frustration

    WIZARD OF OZ: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again

    THE MATRIX: Computer geek quits his job to spend more time playing a superhero in an online game.

    IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: Citizens must bail out incompetent banker.
     
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    Ill give it a try:

    Killer Tomatoes: people die by fruit
     
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    Very good.

    Although I think the one for WALL-E should be: "halfwit stalks psycho girlfriend."
     
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    Hehehe, that's awesome, but aren't tomatoes Veggies? I maybe wrong since I hardly eat veggies. I know, I'm bad.
     
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    Superman: Alien visits other planet and flies around in what locals call Underwear.
     
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    Hackers: Teenagers make out, break the rules, become heroes.

    Accepted: Teenagers make out, break the rules, become heroes.

    American Pie: Teenagers make out, break the rules, become heroes...to morons.



    Transformers: GM Commercial about aliens from outer space gives more dignity to U.S. Military than movies about U.S. Military.
     
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    Star Wars Episode 1: Religious fanatic wins a slave boy and takes him from his mother, claiming that boy has powers that need to be realized.
     

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