Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by Paladin, Apr 20, 2009.
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Some of these aren't bad.
Those are great. The Terminator one is my favorite.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, ******ed man finds love with overweight preteen.
OH HOLY SHIT
Two Girls, One Cup - Couple make do with limited resources.
LOL at the Terminator one. Nightmare Before Christmas cracked me up, too.
The Last Starfighter: One Teen Proves that Videogames are better than years of Nasa Training.
Transformers: Boy buys car, turns out being an alien robot
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Mutt asks an old man to help him find his mother.
Brokeback Mountain: Two man get lost in the woods
Highschool Musical: 25-year-old Highschool students prove that singing is better than good grades.
edit: Back to the Future 2: Mother falls for Son.
edit again: Dragon Ball Z: Young boy fights viciously with the help of his balls.
Ur doing it wrong.
some of my faves:
Hahah the Predator one is gold!
First of all this is the first I've heard of this, so give me a break. Second of all, with Brokeback, I did it on purpose because if I did the actual description is "uncomfortable." And with Transformers I was just quoting Sam to be funny, I know that's not how it works. The Dragonball on seems on, so I ain't defending myself too much.
I loved the Alien one more myself...
hahah, yes, that crew definitely missed out on their bonus
Ok, how's this....
The Matrix: Young Lonely man falls in love, has sex, and saves the planet, in the world's largest MMORPG.
Breakfast at Tiffany's: Mickey Rooney racistly portrays Japanese American.
Twister: Big wind come, kill things, that guy from Alien is in it too.
Obsession: Girl from Destiny's Child fight girl from Heros.
GI Joe: Cartoon soldiers fight snake oil men!
Those are great. Some of the ones in the comments are hilarous as well:
MR BEAN: Austistic loner finds every day a struggle, to his sadness and frustration
WIZARD OF OZ: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
THE MATRIX: Computer geek quits his job to spend more time playing a superhero in an online game.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: Citizens must bail out incompetent banker.
Ill give it a try:
Killer Tomatoes: people die by fruit
Although I think the one for WALL-E should be: "halfwit stalks psycho girlfriend."
Hehehe, that's awesome, but aren't tomatoes Veggies? I maybe wrong since I hardly eat veggies. I know, I'm bad.
Superman: Alien visits other planet and flies around in what locals call Underwear.
Hackers: Teenagers make out, break the rules, become heroes.
Accepted: Teenagers make out, break the rules, become heroes.
American Pie: Teenagers make out, break the rules, become heroes...to morons.
Transformers: GM Commercial about aliens from outer space gives more dignity to U.S. Military than movies about U.S. Military.
Star Wars Episode 1: Religious fanatic wins a slave boy and takes him from his mother, claiming that boy has powers that need to be realized.
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