Two women shoplift clothes inside rolls of body fat

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  1. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

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    WTF?! They had boots in there?! These must have been some big women.
     
  3. Creaky

    Creaky King of Puppies

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    Maybe now they can pass laws to ban fat people! :O
     
  4. Lob-Lob

    Lob-Lob Hammer time.

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    The second lady's picture makes me lmfao.

    Ew they were even hiding some items under their armpits? I hope they were planning to disinfect those before wearing/using them.
     
  5. Doctor Doom

    Doctor Doom Doom is best pony Veteran

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    :yuck 

    I have friends that work in the loss prevention parts of stores and ya know I don't envy their job at all.
     
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    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Ugh, hate to be the arresting officer trying to uncover where the stolen merchandise is on them :puke2: 

    But shoes?!?!?!?! How did they pull that off? Nevermind, don't wanna think about it.
     
  7. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    I remember my overweight sister thought her boyfriend had left her because they went to bed together one night and in the morning he'd disappeared and didn't return her calls. Then a few years later she lifted one of her bingo wings and his corpse fell out.
    She also thought her car had been stolen too until she scratched an itch on one of her many chins. :p 

    All I'm saying is maybe these women didn't intend to steal anything and the stuff just sorta got sucked up into them as they walked by. Chicks that fat must surely have their own gravitational pull.
     
  8. tfmad2010

    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    That's nice. I wonder what she would say if she saw you post that?

    Well the story is....... um........... sexy for fat lovers :yuck .
     
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    Can't...stop...laughing...:lolol 
     
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    ...Boots?!
     
  11. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Maybe they could put the items back out for sale at a discount due to 'Blubbery Crevice Sweat Soiling'.
    She'd probably give me a slap with one of her massive ham hands. :p 
     
  12. Counterpunch?

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    That second lady looks like the, "Sittin' on a toilet" rap lady from Tosh.0
     
  13. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Reminds me of the episode where Peter gets a prostate exam and you hear Sulu, "Helloooo"
     
  14. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    HAWT!
     
  15. Lob-Lob

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    or when Stewie falls out of Chris's fat roll gasping for air. xD
     
  16. joshferrell

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    they're not fat they are just big boned......NAW!!!!THEY ARE FAT!!!!!:drool:  (which I find dead sexy baby YEAH!!!!):drool:  lol (just wanted to use the drool face)
     
  17. Doug

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    If they are fat, they probably already have health problems, like high blood pressure.
     
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    Hmmmm, I can just hear Al Bundy right about now........................
     
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    They've probably been successful at this in the past. I know I avert my eyes when I spot a hambeast.
     
  20. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Made my day.


    I should stick some TF's in my fat rolls. If only my fat rolls were big enough ... TO McDONALD'S.
     

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