BBC News - Ashton Kutcher replaces Sheen in Two and a Half Men From BBC NEWS "Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen in the hit CBS comedy Two and a Half Men, Warner Bros Television says. Kutcher, who is married to actress Demi Moore, has hosted the prank show Punk'd and is probably best known as Michael Kelso on Fox's That 70s Show. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people," Kutcher said. Warner cut the show short and fired Sheen two months ago amid outbursts and reported problems with drink and drugs." I am amazed there is not a thread on this already. Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen on the hit program Two and Half Men. I'm not a big fan of this decision personally. I thought as the kid was getting older the show was losing some of its best humour and i assumed they would just end the show. I guess money talks.