Turkish Spiderman

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  1. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    inspired by that japanese spiderman, i went looking and found this.

    seems the turkish misunderstood and he's an actual bad guy, he stabs people and puts drills in womens mouths!
     
  2. Gryph

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    Don't forget he also kills a guy by making a gerbil eat his face.
     
  3. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    i thought'd i'd leave a surprise or two for the readers.
     
  4. Cruellock

    Cruellock Disney Villain

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    Looks like Spiderman really let himself go.
     
  5. Gryph

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    I think there's plenty left. :lol 

    I do have to mention those eyebrows though. Those are damn freaky. They're like super eyebrows or something.
     
  6. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    spidey-brows.

    a guy at work is downloading it now, he's gonna pass me the dvd tomorrow... kinda scared and excited at the same time.
     
  7. NeoRanger

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    And I thought Turkish Superman was bad.
     
  8. Darkravager

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    Wow. Holy crap that is some crazy stuff.
     
  9. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    I thought this was going to be about spider-man india.
     
  10. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Dude, that movie has to rock, El Santo is in it.
     
  11. Gryph

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    It not only has El Santo, it has El Santo stuffing many random objects into his magic tights of holding. XD
     
  12. Zero Prime

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    Hmm, that sucked.
     
  13. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Seanbaby did a review of it that was, predictably, far more entertaining than the film itself.

    I miss his self-styled humour. Remember when everything on the internet was just a series of Seanbaby ripoff sites?
     
  14. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    a friend has put it on dvd for me. i'll do a little review when i see it ;) 
     
  15. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Even worse than the Japanese Spiderman. Hilarious! :lol 
     
  16. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    But India and Turkey are two different countries.
     
  17. Gryph

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    Turkish Spiderman could kick Indian Spiderman's ass!
     
  18. Fit For natalie

    Fit For natalie tfwiki nerd

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    Toy Biz made a 12-inch Crocodile Dundee Spider-Man figure a few years back. He had a leather vest and a big floppy hat on. His accessories were a flask of water (with his logo on it) and a knife, because, as this thread shows us, Spider-Man will kill whatever gets in his way.

    But don't worry, his hands can't hold anything anyway. And people wonder why Toy Biz won't have the license anymore.
     

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