Tree found in man's lung?

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  1. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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  2. rattrap007

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    Glad doctors were able to ROOT out the cause of the man's problem. No he no longer has to PINE FUR better health and can SPRUCE up his home some more.. OAK kay I'll stop with the puns..
     
  3. thenatureboywoo

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    The guys I work with found this yesterday, and we argued about the fact that "how could it grow without sunlight?". But maybe pine trees don't need sunlight to sprout?. And another point of how it got there. Do they smoke pine cones do get high over there? And that's how he inhaled a seed? Wierd Story.
     
  4. seeker311

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    Thats nothing, I found nuts in my shorts this morning AND morning wood.
     
  5. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    did they named it herbert?
     
  6. Creaky

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    So the epidemic of people turning into trees continues...
     
  7. Radioactive Ravage

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    Yeah, I tried coming up with a Soviet Russia reference. I failed.
     
  8. rattrap007

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    In soviet Russia tree grows you...
     
  9. thenatureboywoo

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    So finding a tumor is like finding a needle in a haysta.....i mean...lung. Get it needle, Pine tree, I failed.
     
  10. Lakanl

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    I knew it! There breeding sub-species of plant people in Russia! This is how it starts, then we get reports of entire human body's being part plant, part human, all awesome.
     
  11. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I've been racking my brains over this since it was posted and still haven't thought of a good "In Soviet Russia..." line. :( 
     
  12. Drake

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    First we crack the shell. Then we crack the nuts inside.
     
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    In Soviet Russia, future House episodes are written by you!

    In Soviet Russia, lung fertilize you!

    In Soviet Russia, pacemaker sales rip off you!

    In Soviet Russia, medical mysteries explain you!

    In Soviet Russia, lung decorates Christmas tree for you!

    K.
     
  14. on_a_warpath

    on_a_warpath OAW 2010

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    I can just imagine the doctor's reaction.

    "Ok, so we're removing the suspected tumor and... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A TREE?!"
     
  15. rattrap007

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    Look up a few posts. I said:

    In Soviet Russia tree grows you...
     
  16. Jarodimus

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    In Soviet Russia... the principles of photosynthesis do not seem to apply with their usual parameters... YOU.
     
  17. Sam's_Bee

    Sam's_Bee College Autobot

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    Does your HMO cover tree trimming:crazy: 
     
  18. thenatureboywoo

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    Yeah, If he has a relapse does he see a doctor or a landscaper
     
  19. Jarodimus

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    Wonder if his treatment regimen included intravenous Round-Up.
     
  20. Tekkaman Blade

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    Good one.
     

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