Optimus's Ark(to the tune of Gilligan's island):

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from ol' Cybertron
Aboard the Autobot ship

Op-timus was a mighty bot,
He was fighting Megatron
The Autobots set sail that day
In search of Energon, in search of Energon

The De-ceptions attacked the Ark,
The giant ship was tossed,
If it didn't go into cryo-lock
The battle would be lost, the battle would be lost.

The ship soon crashed upon the land of this blue-green planetoid
With Optimus
Bum-blebee too,
The autobot, designation Jazz,
And blue Mirage
The Wheeljack and Teletraan,
Here on Optimus's Ark!


So this is the tale of the Autobots,
The Decepticons they do not like
They'll have to make the best of things,
with the human Spike.

Op-timus and Bumblebee too,
Will do their very best,
Along with Wheeljack and Ironhide,
As well as all the rest

They all turn into motor cars,
Well except maybe a few,
Like Cy-Kill and the Go-Bots,
They'll transform just for you.

So join us here each week my freinds,
They're sure to leave their mark,
From all our frinds the Autobots,
Here on "Optimus's Ark!"