Transformers Song Parodies

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  1. Metroflex

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    *chuckle* found this on ATT. Pretty funny, even if you like Action Masters (I do!)
    Btw, you might want to have the song playing while you're reading it. Some parts don't seem to fit if you're just reading them, but if you're listening to the song, you'll see that the author is actually very true to the original lyrics.


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    A Hasbro Executive talking to one of the design and concept men.
    Sung to the Tune of "Dare to be Stupid"


    "We Must be Stupid" (New Lyrics by Miroslav Brkic)


    Put down that Hot Rod and listen to me.
    It's time for us to screw up the line!
    It's time to drop this "Robots that change into race cars."
    It's time to stop this transforming Prime.


    You better knock off all of these gimmicks.
    You better quit all of these neat sub-groups.
    You better...come out, with something dumb.
    You better make the Trans-fans all fly the coup.


    You better think of something really lame,
    While Mr. Hasbro's not around.
    Wreck a really great idea, and then avoid the blame.


    doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...
    doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle


    Give them changing weapons.
    Jazz will have a skateboard.
    It will change into a sword.
    We'll make fans bored.
    We must be stupid!


    Take Headmaster Zarak.
    Give him bending hip joints.
    Make him twice as big now.
    Don't ask me how.
    You know we must be stupid!


    You can give Starscream a bike.
    You can give Soundwave a bat.
    You can make a laser cannon that transforms into a cat.
    We must be stupid!


    You know that we must be stupid. <Transformers that don't change>
    Scare the hell out of you. <Transformers that don't change>
    Make the fans wanna sue. <Transformers that don't change>
    Let's run!


    It's time to put an end to hard transformations.
    Our toys should not require skill.
    If you want your kids to have a puzzel-toy,
    Rubik's Cube should nicely fit the bill.
    Does Huffer really need to change into a truck?
    All we need is some energon and lots of luck.
    A.T.T. will let us know just how much we suck.
    We are nuts...you know that we must be stupid.


    It's like Albert without Fat.
    It's like candy without taste.
    It's like a G.I. Joe that doesn't swivel at the waist.
    We must be stupid!


    Yes. You know that we must be stupid.
    This concept stinks, it stinks like dog-doo.
    Make your face turn all blue.
    Prowl will have a knee that bends,
    and an elbow that does not.
    Action Masters can be your friends.


    Damn the line is making a profit.
    So lets make Action Masters,
    And then we can scrap it.
    We've got to lose some cash.
    So lets go smoke some hash.
    We must be stupid.
    We must be stupid.


    We must be stupid. <Transformers that don't change>
    We must be stupid. <Transformers that don't change>
    We must be stupid. <Transformers that don't change>
    Transformers that don't change. <They're called Action Masters!>


    What did I do?
    (You killed the toy-line.)
    I swear, I didn't mean to!
    (You are a liar.)
    No really! I didn't want to!
    (You're ugly too.)
    That wasn't very nice.
    (I learned it from Grimlock.)
    He used to be a T-Rex, right?
    (Not anymore.)
    Now he's an action master!
    (Which means he sucks now.)
    Oh, you'll get used to it.
    (I do not think so.)
    Trust me. You'll love 'em!
    (I want changing TF's!)
    These are better!
    (Bull-hooey!)
     
  2. grimlockams prime

    grimlockams prime Check you feet

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    :lolol :lolol :lolol :lolol :lolol :lolol :lolol 
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    who ever can mulitply that gets a dounut.
     
  3. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    I found it dull.
     
  4. nightboomfer

    nightboomfer SeƱor Member

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    I like the Robot Heroes...

    Action masters though, never played with them before so I don't know.
     
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    :lolol  :lol 
    I have the Starscream with the bike, it's rather stupid. Someone needs to make a recording of this!
     
  6. Metroflex

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    Yeah, I much prefer the one you wrote. Oh, wait a second... :lolol 
     
  7. Metroflex

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    Maybe Weird Al himself would be up for it. He'd probably be flattered that after all these years, someone finally parodied one of HIS songs. :) 
     
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    Tinkle tinkle tinkle


    :poop 
     
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    Maximo Prime Bassist of Ill Repute

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    i enjoyed that more than i thought i would. :) 
     
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    tobecat Transformers KISS Toby TFW2005 Supporter

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    Pretty funny!
     
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    NMPT Goofy ominous nutball

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    :poke 

    That was a waist of time.
     
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    cambaprecoz Well-Known Member

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    :lolol  that was ratter funny! wait a sec where's KA? he should make a funny remark right now, to make this even funnier!
     
  13. butz

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    Whoever wrote that must've had too much time on their hands and been really bored. Either that or they must really hate Action Masters, even after all this time.
     
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    Al wouldn't like it much, as it's not that good. Al himself is quite the perfectionist, doing his best to make sure that rhythms and rhyme schemes stay the same in his parodies. I mean, it's OK, but not much better than the crap that morning DJs play every once in a while.

    -Tony!
     
  15. Metroflex

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    Yeah, I prefer the one you wrote. Oh...wait a sec...:throw 
     
  16. Metroflex

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    Yeah, you're right. The one you wrote is...oh...yeah, again, nevermind. :lolol 
     
  17. Metroflex

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    And you don't have too much time on your hands...reading and posting on toy forums? Hehe, pot...kettle...black...you get the idea.

    And I can see how a person could loath Action Masters. They were the last line of Transformers for a couple years there, so some could consider then to be the line that "killed" Transformers...at least for a little while.
     
  18. butz

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    You're awfully defensive of this; I'm guessing you actually wrote it, or know the guy who did?
     
  19. Metroflex

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    Ha, no, I honestly didn't, and have no idea who did. It's just that I think it's great whenever someone does something creative, be it a song, work of art, kitbash or whatever. That kind of thing should be encouraged very strongly. Not enough people express their creativity these days. And what I really think is pathetic is when someone expresses that creativity and then someone else, who has expressed absolutely no creativity, decides to piss all over that person's work instead of encouraging the effort. I always say "good job" because I'm proud of people who make the effort. If I don't like something, I keep my mouth shut, because people don't need to have their efforts crapped all over. Yeah, I know, I know, "constructive criticism." Problem is, I can count on one hand how many times in my life I've heard honest-to-goodness true, unbiased constructive critisiscm. Most of the time it's just people being insensetive ***holes who don't take a second to think about what effort went into creating said piece of work.

    I'm an artist and writer by trade myself, which is why I'm so passionate about all things creative, and don't have any patience for people who don't have enough creativity to finish a colouring book.

    I thought this parody was funny so I thought I'd share it with the people on this forum. When people post negative feedback, it makes me not want to share these kinds of things that I stumble upon anymore.
     
  20. butz

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    The song lyrics are trashing/making negative comments about something the designers at Hasbro created, so shouldn't you be opposed to the song too?
     

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