A little earlier, whilst trying to force a leg onto autobot combiner and generally shit toy ROTF Superion for the first time, i managed to slip and tear my thumbnail back with such vigour something broke and there is now blood pumping from my tattered thumb. So severe is my injury I may never hitchhike again, and that such a bad toy was responsible only compounds my misery. After managing to elicit only minimal (and quite frankly perfunctory) sympathy from my long suffering missus, i have turned to strangers on the internet - not for sympathy - but to ask you what horrible injuries you've sustained as a direct result of contact with Transformers, hoping your misfortune cheers me up. So, if you lost an eye on Unicron's wing during a particularly vigerous transformation, slipped in the shower with Nexus Maximus or simply suffered a nervous breakdown transforming Masterpiece Megatron, share your pain. it's cathartic.