Transformers Parody: It Aint Easy - Five For Fighting

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    MROptimusPrime LEGAL NAME: OPTIMUS PRIME

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    It's easy to... transform me.

    I can't stand to fly.
    I'm not that naive.
    I'm just trying to guard,
    The Matrix inside of me.

    I'm more than a bat.
    I'm more than a plane.
    4 gorilla bods, Beast Wars, Beast Machines.

    It's easy to... transform me.

    I wish that I could wage,
    Everlasting peace.
    But I know that this,
    Endless death will never cease.

    I may be transformed,
    Fuel almost empty,
    But Autobots have the need for speed.

    Armada's here now,
    Auto transforming fun.
    20 years, still no Elita-1.

    Wait, leave Megatron for me,
    Roller's got bite.
    You can all slag Cons tonight.
    Laser Rod Swords... my Gen 2 thing.

    I can't stand to fly.
    I'm not that naive.
    Bots weren't meant to ride,
    With clouds between their knees.

    I'm only a Bot,
    In a Cybertron truck,
    Driving for Energon on this Iacon Street.

    Only a Bot,
    In a dual trailer truck.
    Hi-Q, God Bomber, Fire Guts power up!

    Only a Bot,
    In a red Fire Truck,
    Sharing the Matrix with Magnus, till we are one.
    Till we are one, till we are one, till we are one.

    I'm only a Bot,
    In a Lamborghini,
    Only a Bot tearin' up the streets.

    I'm only a Bot,
    In a Freightliner truck,
    And its real easy, ooh ooh ooh.

    It's easy to... transform me.



    MEGATRON


    I want peace through… tyranny.

    I just love to lie,
    You’re all too naive.
    I'm just trying to crack,
    That damn Matrix in half.

    More than a dragon,
    Or big floating head.
    Was a T-Rex, Gen One Prime almost dead.

    I want peace through… tyranny.

    I wish that I could fry,
    That traitor Star Scream.
    Find a way and try,
    Conquering Cybertron for me.

    I may be disturbed,
    Oh won't you concede,
    Decepticons make Autobots bleed.

    I'm 10 toys in one,
    R.I.D.'s evil son,
    Screw Six-Shot, I'm more modes of fun.

    Badass Armada tank,
    Powered by Leader-1,
    More Mini-Cons make slaggin' Prime fun!

    To the pit with Unicron,
    It’s just not right,
    I became Galvatron tonight.
    Now I'm crazy... and a super gun.

    I just love to lie.
    You're all too naïve.
    Cons were meant to ride,
    With clouds between their knees.

    I'm only a Con,
    An Alligator,
    Searching for Energon, I'll see you later.

    I'm only a Con,
    An F-22,
    With twin Mega-Plex, raining hell down on you.

    Only a Con,
    In a green army tank,.
    Rolling over Joes, rotting fleshlings stink.
    Fleshlings stink, fleshlings stink, fleshlings stink.

    I'm only a Con,
    In a fast silver Porsche,
    Only a Con makin' Bots scream.

    I'm only a Con,
    Walther P-38,
    And I want piece, ooh, ooh, ooh.

    I want peace through… tyranny.
     

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