Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Stonecrusher, May 27, 2011.
2. i'm just glad that this shit-fest of a chapter is over
3. amen to that
Stone, I'm disappointed in you.
You could have made a "sent to the Negaverse" joke.
That was amazingly dumb. But hilarious at the same time
My dear little Elita-1, when it comes to describing ego-fueled disasterpiece cinematic blasphemies such as this, "schlock" is way too small a word. May I recommend "Rustfraggin' sickening, depraved, egomaniacal and generally unwatchable bucket of Primus-forsaken stinking slag!"? Because that's what this whole sorry testament to mechanisms with times-one-quintillion-Cybertron-sized egos like Thunderclash is in a nutshell. Just be glad this whole sorry episode is capital O capital V capital E capital R OVER.
Speaking of whom... I hope you've computed your prayers to Primus, because you're right to completely white out in abject terror from that ultra-threatening confessor's stare on Ultra Magnus' face and Autobot symbol-themed chest armor, Thunderclash: you've just won yourself a guaranteed court martialling, instant demotion aaaaaaaaaaaaall the way down to Minor and a one-way ticket to the Smelting Pits!
A crying shame nobody in the theater, not even Elita and Magnus, did what the crew of the Satellite of Love (Joel and later Mike and the Bots) in Mystery Science Theater 3000 should do when faced with movies that should be screened at torture rooms instead to make even the toughest nut of a True Decepticon spy crack: riff the movie apart! Tear it to shreds!
When you want something or someone roasted extra crispy like Heavy Flamer Battle Sisters, Immolator Flame Tanks, Twinlinked Heavy Flamer Purifiers (the Sisters of Battle's version of the Space Marine Dreadnought in NetEpic), Penitent Engines, Canoness Selena Agna, Living Saint Anais... sweet Emperor, every flame-totin' Sister of Battle the Imperium's got on Chaos traitors and heretics, dear Kyrios2, don't settle for the rest - just call upon the best. Call now and you'll get the religio-metal theme song of your choice as a bonus guaranteed!
Thank Primus I have flame ******ant armor and a flame ******ant exo-shell.
Oh god even Magnus chest is calling bullshit lol
Bitch smack him Magnus lol
well, in Warhammer 40K, the best would be the Space Marines
*runs off to the local town event being held in her town and has more fun there*
Brilliant extra touch to detail with Magnus' Autobot symbol glaring at Thunderclash. As for Thunderclash's writing, I'd say the only value that could possibly come from it is seeing the Nostalgiacon (get it? get it? I'll go home now...) tear into it.
Oh yes, Optimax. The Space Marines. Sons of the Primarchs, Sons of the Emperor of Man. The Adeptus Astartes. The best of the best. Especially with those youngblood Primaris Space Marines coming into action, offering the existing Chapters reinforcement, offering extinct Chapters rebirth and offering the Chaos traitors death.
Okay, this is gonna be the last update for a while for a number of reasons.
1. I got a new computer that can function as a drawing board, so I gotta get used to using that.
2. A friend of mine *cough*@jetfire*cough* was helping me out with an upcoming issue before exams hit him hard, and I'm debating whether or not to throw him back into the Nexus Dungeon or to let him deal with his own projects.
3. Seeing a few people squirm like that gave me a bit too much fun so I gotta slow my roll before this turns into a bloodbath.
Keep up the good work Stonecrusher! Really love your stuff! Take as long as needed.
Yeah he's not winning any movie awards anytime soon. lol
1. of COURSE he liked it
2. huh, forgot there was a Nexus Spacewarp
3. i got a good feeling about this
4. try not to take a few months
5. my mom is still getting used to her new car
ill dm you
Hot damn, Jumbo.
Loved how the Autobot badge had eyes in that next one.
Take the time you want so that you can do whatever you need to do. We will wait.
Take the time you need Stone
Have fun learning how to use your new computer!
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