Transformers: Nexus (Revised)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Stonecrusher, May 27, 2011.

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Who do you want to have the first Spotlight Arc?

Poll closed Jun 16, 2011.
  1. Starscream

    6 vote(s)
    26.1%
  2. Shockwave

    10 vote(s)
    43.5%
  3. Grimlock

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  4. Spotlight Arc? Wha?

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  1. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    Me: hmmmm, if Andrea's sending her pet Xenomorph, only thing i can do is send in my Grimlock-Godzilla-Trypticon hybrid >:3
    GrimZillaCon: hey boss can i please murder that asshole version of Thunderclash?
    Me: -_- I was about to ask you to do that
    GZC: so, was that a yes?
    Me: just go
    GZC: hehehehahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *(2014) GODZILLA ROAR TIMES A MILLION!!!!!!1*
     
  2. UltimateOptimus

    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Consider this deliciously atomic revenge scenario of yours given the green light by your GrandMaster of Ultimate Anarchy, Optimax, my little aspiring mad scientist. Go forth, O child after my own lasercore, unleash thy gengineered hybrid masterpiece of a doomsday weapon and lay nuclear waste upon Thunderclash's ego and career until only healthily glowing radioactive ash remain!
     
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  3. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher jerk to storytelling

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  4. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    -_- first, he makes Magnus into a total fucking wimp, then he turns the Badass Volt-Former into a stupid cat person, then he offs him, "Optimax" (which pisses me off), and possibly Magnus and one of the shots misses and i'm pretty sure "Optimax" didn't even get hit, then he makes Megatrona a cute little girl (massive improvement if you ask me), THEN "Negatron" makes his little sister cry, AND THEN, his stupid ass version of him with the dick-tick-chin (if you don't get the reference read the early pages of Sharkticomics) blocks the "Fusion cannon" which i'm pretty sure is really just a big-ass laser pointer, makes a DBZA reference (which sucks in this instance), AND FINALLY!!!!!!!!! he makes a rim on the Dimension Wars which is in bad taste, I mean seriously, a whole city got wiped out in the last one, if I was Magnus i'd demote his ass straight down to Minor and send him straight into a black hole

    and to top it all off he's antagonized pretty much anyone reading this. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! what's next him having a harem which has pretty much all of the female TF's in nexus (and possibly Andrea Prime just to keep pissing people the fuck off)?

    also, imma sure Magnus is gonna Court Marshal him after this
     
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  5. Ømnidrive

    Ømnidrive Stop.....think......fart.....and keep on going

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    H.F.I.L?
     
  6. Nemesis Scar

    Nemesis Scar Gouf Troop

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    Home for Infinite Losers, of course.
     
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  7. Artork312

    Artork312 The Robo-Chuvak

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    Thundey, stop stealing our Savior's movie lines!
     
  8. UltimateOptimus

    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Thank you for your Titan armor-shredding Energon chainsword movie review of The Thunderclash Chronicles (or as it will be known henceforth The Adventures of Thunderclash and Thunderclash's Unicron-Dwarfing Ego), Optimax Prime. Ultra Magnus and Elita-1 will take it from here. If you were ShadowCulture's Mr. Cranky, no doubt you'll give this vulgar insult to Optimus Prime and his Autobots and generally everybot else naught less than an A-Bomb from orbit - leaving an irradiated Hungary-sized crater where the Caminan Theater used to be is a small price to pay if it means getting to miss out Episode XIV of The Thunderclash Show altogether.

    As for Yours Truly, with the review out of the way, taking upon the Devil Heads and Tombstones movie rating system of Dante's Inferno and All-Night Video Store, I, UltimateOptimus, doing your immortal sparks a huge favor and saving them from this Liege Maximo-spawned heresy on holofilm, hereby slam The Thunderclash Chronicles Episode XIII: The Caminus Incident with not one, not two, but THREE Tombstones just for being a monstrous ego-powered pain in the fuel tank!

    So hath the will of B-Inquisitor UltimateOptimus been writ, so shalt the will of B-Inquisitor UltimateOptimus be done!
     
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  9. DOTM Bumblebee

    DOTM Bumblebee I must be some kind of nut...

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    Well, it's hardly worth it, but BOOOOOOOOO!!! :lol 
     
  10. Blam320

    Blam320 Assembly Inventor

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    Thunderclash! This stupid-aft fanfiction of yours isn't even fit for FanFiction.net. And Primus only knows what you'll find there.
     
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  11. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    -_- this has got to be the worst chapter of Nexus ever
     
  12. Sharktibolt

    Sharktibolt Well-Known Member

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    I like how even the Autobot badge seems unamused. :lol 
     
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  13. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    like i said: worst Nexus chapter ever
     
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  14. Dropkick

    Dropkick Worse aim than Misfire.

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    It's horrible and probably a really stupid filler episode for Nexus, but in comparison to "other" things, *cough* Energon *cough* its not half bad.

    Still love Stonecrusher's humor and love shoulder stacks' Expression. (Note: Shoulder stacks is my nickname for Magnus) I will never stop laughing at Shoulder stacks and the idiot box who is Thunder clash! :lolol 
     
  15. Kyrios2

    Kyrios2 The Number One Gundam TFW2005 Supporter

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    This entire chapter has me in stitches of my god

    @Optimax Prime

    BEGONE THOT

    @UltimateOptimus

    Your roast game is so on point I love it man, I'm just catching up on this comic so much XD
     
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  16. GingaMagnus

    GingaMagnus Civilized Enforcer

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    Ok first off, that's all quite an absurd stretch on your part. Quite a bit of the "what's next" stuff you've said doesn't really apply. Secondly, assuming it offends EVERYONE reading is kind of reaching in it's own right. I mean yeah, a lot of this is a fairly blatant rip-off of the Cell Saga recap from DBZ, but it's not worth getting this angry over.

    Try to relax. It's just a comic. Not exactly a popular chapter of said comic, but it's still just a comic. If you've got something to say, try to make it a coherent critique or opinion post. It's not worth getting this worked up over Thunderclash being self indulgent in an in-universe play.
     
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  17. kaijuguy19

    kaijuguy19 Keyblade Wielder

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    The fact that he's starting to make Nexus Sentinel look competent and worthy of being a team leader makes his both funnier and sadder at the same time. XD
     
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  18. Primon4723

    Primon4723 Autobot

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    :lol 
     
  19. AndreaPrime101

    AndreaPrime101 AP101

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    :lol 
     
  20. Stonecrusher

    Stonecrusher jerk to storytelling

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