Transformers: Lost in Translation

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by NGW, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. NGW

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    This is always a fun way to kill time. Simply:

    Go to babelfish.altavista.com
    Insert your favorite Transformers quote.
    Translate from English to Japanese
    Copy the text
    Translate from Japanese to English

    Some of the results are...quite humorous.

    To start things off...a classic:

    Before: Autobots, transform and rollout!
    After: It deforms Autobots, rolls!
     
  2. Don_East

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    A well remembered movie quote:
    One shall stand, one shall fall.

    And after the treatment:
    One goes down 1, it stands
     
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    me grimlock kick butt into Bat of the kicking me Grimlock
     
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    Until all are one

    becomes

    There is one to everything
     
  5. NGW

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    Before: Transformers, more than meets the eye.
    Transformers, robots in disguise.

    After: The transformer from many meets to the eye. Transformer and robot of disguise.
     
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    delicous eh sharpnel into Delicous sharpnel and coranation starscream this is bad comedy into Starscream of coranation is this bad comedy and tell grimlock a story into Be the story to grimlock
     
  7. Soundatron

    Soundatron A Blight Upon The Land

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    Optimus Prime:
    She was playing robot opossum
    She had done the robot sack mouse

    Megatron:
    Peace through tyranny
    Peace due to autocracy

    I will crush you with my bare hands
    I crush my bare hand
     
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    Before: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"
    After: "Freedom is right of the existence which is all perception powers"...

    Before: "Peace through tyranny"
    After: "Peace due to autocracy"
     
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    bah weep gra nah weep ninh bong into Ninh where nah of gra cries depending upon bah cries bong
     
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    all things considered you did an amazing job lad into The young person of the splendid work where it did thing everything was considered
     
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    a zim quote i'm gonna wach it again into I am wach of that gonna for the second time

    i shouden't be flooding the threed now all my quotes ar in this post

    spare me this mockery of justice! into This ridicule economize of justice me!

    me slag say you full of beryllium boloungh into Me slag say you FULL of beryllium boloungh

    zim again YOU LIE!!! into ! ! Certain!

    from yinyangyo!(go wach jetix) ouch with the pretzel! into Ouch where pretzel has been attached!

    optimus prime into The zenith of optimus kind or odd

    zim i'm gonna sing the doom song now into I am song of the destiny which gonna now is sung
     
  12. Phorpus

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    "That's what you are! Junk!"
    ..."It is something where is that! Junk!"
     
  13. Rodimus Major

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    "Now light out darkest hour!" becomes "Acquire the time when now we are darkest"


    "Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency!" becomes "Super Magnus shows the strategy insufficiency of the functional rough appraisal disinct of Decepticon!"

    "Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?" beomes.........."Are every わ of Ohio state, are we what gonna now?" :lol 
     
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    Time to put some classic comic Furmanisms through the wringer!

    From Marvel US #75
    "The real Scorponok wouldn't have turned and fled! He'd have accepted his responsibilities, his FATE! Can I then do less?" - Scorponok

    INTO: "It did not turn Scorponok of substance and, it did not escape! He that responsibility, will accept that destiny! As for me then from it is possible to do a little?"

    From Marvel US #67
    "Yeah. Better to FIGHT AND DIE-- than live with the knowledge that I ran!" --Jazz

    INTO: "It can obtain. Fight, to die in order -- me! Rather than the knowledge that having lived, it ran"


    From Marvel US G2 #12
    "In my heart of hearts, I know... IT NEVER ENDS!" --Optimus Prime

    INTO: "In the central my center, I have known... do not end that under any condition!"
     
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    Ohio o_O ?
     
  16. Simian

    Simian Biscuits and Gravy....???

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    Can't believe no one has done this one yet..


    Autobots Transform and roll out

    is

    It deforms Autobots, rolls
     
  17. grimlockams prime

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    first post simian
     
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    Movie approach:

    "Their war, our world."

    becomes...

    "War, our worlds."
     
  19. Feralstorm

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    For some reason this makes me feel bad about being a Buckeye. :) 
     
  20. Simian

    Simian Biscuits and Gravy....???

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    DOH!!!!

    translates to


    DOH!!!!!


    :dunce 
     

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