Transformers jokes

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by decepticreep312, Dec 22, 2011.

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  1. decepticreep312, Dec 22, 2011
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    Share your transformers jokes here! It could be song parodies, or anything creative or funny.
     
  2. Jetcracker54, Dec 22, 2011
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    so shockwave walks into a bar and the bartender says hey man whatcha eyeballin me for?

    some one had to post a bar joke
     
  3. decepticreep312, Dec 22, 2011
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    Ahhhh,girl look at that chassis,
    Ahhhh, girl look at that chassis,
    Ahhhh, girl look at that chassis,
    I roll out. When I roll down the street this is what I see, all these 'Cons just starin' at me, I've got a blaster in my hand and I ain't afraid to shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.... I'm the last Prime and I know it.

    *I hate the song, but just had to make a parody of it.
     
  4. Insane Galvatron, Dec 22, 2011
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    What does Prime transforming have in common with a redneck divorce?

    Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
     
  5. Insane Galvatron, Dec 23, 2011
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    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    How come Hot Rod's new paint job turned out bad?

    He forgot to use Optimus Primer.
     
  7. Zendai, Dec 23, 2011
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  8. prime roller, Dec 23, 2011
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    prime roller 昔者莊周夢為胡蝶⋯

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    Why did Ravage keep chewing on Devastator?

    He liked his kibble and bits.

    In the end they just threw him a Bonecrusher to gnaw on.

    :D  wakka wakka wakka
     
  9. Prime Noble, Dec 25, 2011
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    A Predacon, an Omnicon and a Nebulan walk into Maccaddams.
    Barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
     
  10. VaderPrime1, Dec 25, 2011
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    You win.
     
  11. supernova222, Dec 25, 2011
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    why deosnt soundwave gamble?

    because he'll get ravaged
     
  12. prime roller, Dec 26, 2011
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    Why did Octane ask Soundwave if he had a rumble in his tummy?
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    Because he'd been eating a shit-load of burritos.:hookday 
     
  13. Stardust262, Dec 26, 2011
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    What's Beast Wars Megatron's favorite day of the year?



    Yessssssssssterday
     
  14. springerbee, Dec 26, 2011
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    tee hee
    I giggled
     
  15. Thenames9, Dec 26, 2011
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    From the other TF joke thread. Not mine, but I found it funny.


     
  16. Wars, Dec 27, 2011
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    :lolol  :lolol  :lolol 

    That's a winner right there!

    /thread
     
  17. mrgalvaprime, Dec 27, 2011
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    Check me sig quotes
     
  18. OptimusScream, Dec 28, 2011
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    ah cops lookin at bumblebee
    ah cops lookin at bumblebee
    ah cops lookin at bumblebee
    hes a car
    ah cops lookin at bumblebee
    ah cops lookin at bumblebee
    ah cops lookin at bumblebee
    hes a car
    when he drives in a the parking lot this is what he sees
    the cop has stopped and is staring at him
    hes got passion in his hood andhes not afraid to show it , show it ,show it
    hes a car and a robot
    Hes a car and a robot
     
  19. Koolimus Prime, Dec 28, 2011
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    Before the Micromasters switched fuels to viagron, Erectors name was Limpy.

    You knew this was coming...
     
  20. Sideways77, Dec 28, 2011
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    What did Prime Brakedown say after winning the boxing match?

    That was a KNOCKOUT!


    Heh heh.
     
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