I came up with this idea for a thread while playing Fall of Cybertron. List some Transformers insults and stuff a Transformer would consider offensive  

Piece of scrap!
''Buckethead!'' directed at Megatron.

 

Shockwave: "Your offensive skills are of such low quality, I could easily defeat you in combat, even if I were to deactivate my sole optic. You may need to apply coolant to that heat-based damage."

Soundwave: "Subject: Your female parental unit. Observation: Her joints are loose."

 

Mirage: Maybe they burn you with that ship that you come Home.

 

...scrap.

 

From the Armada series...

Thrust: "Flathead..."
Megatron: "What was that, squidhead?"

 

Every single insult in G1 is legendary.

 

any insult would do

 

"your mama so fat, animated grandus looked at her and said DAYYUUUUM"

 

Pretty much anything used that starts with Auto or Decepti and doesn't end with bot or con.

 

I did remember in BW, alt-modes were often made fun of. "Slag" was often used in a deragatory form and a self-muttered curse before it was replaced with "scrap". The back and forth insults between Dinobot and Rattrap were second to none.

Rattrap: "Well you started it, Deer Head!"
Dinobot: "I beg to differ, Cheeselips!"
Rattrap: "Pre-evolved Bird Brain!"
Dinobot: "Eater of Garbage!"

Scott McNeil must have a had a blast with this.

 

Lol in FoC soundwave says " trypticon inferior, nemisis superior.but idk if that can be considered an insult though.

 

"The ship was...full." - Mirage

Not really an insult, but it always sounded very condescending to me, lol.

 

There's the insane variations of the word "slag:" slag, slagging, slagger, slag-sucker, eat slag, etc.

Scrap took its place, when it should have supplemented it.

We also have a couple of new ones out of "Hurt:" pit-bound and scrap-eater, pit-bound I'm assuming is an analogue for God-damned.

 

Turbo-revvin' young punks.

 

This stuff is easy... you pack of glitch-bearing, miswired, servo-shearin screwlooses. I shouldn't even be wasting the cycles on such a low-res, slag-plated concept.

 

I always enjoyed "Hexagonal Nuts!"

 

any thing between dinobot and rattrap dinobot made wise cracks at rattrap till his death we sulit you dinbot

and of course no insuting a tf would be complet with out you pice of "slagging scrap meatel'' not sure if thats every been used before i just let it roll out of my brain and on to the keys

 

Your mama was a snowblower!

 

Your firmware is faulty, and your circuits are shot
If you think that you've got what it takes, you trash-bot.

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You want insults? You want insults? Try 48 pages of insults.

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/transformers-prime-discussion/625738-epic-rap-battles-cybertron.html

Thread is done. Good night.