I am infact slightly intoxicated as I type this, but not so much so that I cant type (though this line did require alot of backspacing). Im sure it has been said time and time again by atleast a few others (I dont visit the boards much), but I must say, "HOT-DIGITY-DAMN HULK HOGAN...I LOVE THE CLASSICS LINE!" There are many reasons to like this line, including the posability and the homage to the G1 looks, but what really has me hooked is the fact that I can transform them easily....even when drunk! Im not going to get into why a chose to transform them while drunk, but I feel that my being able to do so while intoxicated has to have some kind of IMPORTANT BEYOND THE WORDS OF A DRUNK MAN MEANING. WAIT! I know! My being able to transform these figures while intoxicated proves that any 4-6 year old Tim, Roberto, Antoine, Noel, Sue, Fred, Othello, Roselyn, Morgan, Enrique, Ravage, or Samson can do so. I love being able to simply twist the waste of figure, lower the legs, pull the arms out, and bam...done. Thats what I liked as a kid. I buy a a transformer that looks like a frieken truck, I a do a few simple things, and I be damned if I dont have Optimus Prime. Not like certain figures that require you to rotate the head underneath the crotch (most porn stars cant do that...so why should transformers?!), turn one arm at an acute angle while twisting one leg underneath, and then ending up with a robot that falls flat on his face while standing straight up (aka the RID line...or something Id probably do right now). While Im not sure if Im making a valid point, or slightly more intoxicated than I care to believe, one thing is for certain, these figures are flying off the shelves where I live. I have been watching three retail stores in my area (Target and two Wal- Marts) and while I have only seen a handful of Cybertron figures move off the shelves, the classics like has been sold out and restocked numerous times. They just started showing up where I live at the start of this month and already one Wal-Mart has restocked 3 times. I leave you now to shake your head at my pathetic existence. Please remember not to flame me, as alcohol is a flamable substance and my burning body may very well engulf innocent bystanders such as yourselves. For you young ones who did not know that, or to those of you who are living in more innocent times, now you know...and knowing is half the battle. Now that I think about it...what is the other half of the battle? Maybe someone can answer that in response if nothing else.