Merry Christmas (eve) heh heh... Lets have some fun and make some Transformers Christmas jingles! We can take some already existing songs and Transform them. A couple that came to my mind: Here comes Megatron! Here comes Megatron! Flying down Decepticon Lane... Oh Hasbro Night (Oh Holy Night), the pegs are really waaarrrr-ming, all the Mudflaps, hanging next to Ra-va-ges. Uuuuuu-nicron is coming to town! So, add your own, flesh them out more than I did... but have some merry fun!
You know Buzzsaw and Ravage, Las-erbeak and Ratbat, Beastbox and Squawktalk, Ov-erkill and Slugfest, But do you recall The most famous tapebot of all? Rumble the red cassette-bot ('sette bot) Was sometimes colored blue (like Frenzy was) And if you ever saw him (saw him) You might call him Frenzy too (Frenzy is red though!) All of the TF fanboys (fanboys) Used to argue about his name (RIBFIR or RIRFIB) But they agreed poor Rumble (Rumble) Had an alt mode that was lame (so out-dated) Then one day at Sherman Dam, Soundwave came to say, (Eject) Rumble now you must be brave, Won't you start a tidal wave? Then Megatron did love him, (love him) And he shouted out with glee, (Retreat!) "Rumble the blue cassette bot, (purple!) You'll start a contro-vers-y!" (like Spastic)
This is the greatest song I've ever heard. Add steve vai and I'm buy all of the cds. Seriously. I'm gonna sing this all day tomorrow morning
oh here comes Optimus here comes Optimus here comes optimus Prime. he's got a gun that'll kill you dead before you blink an eye. bonecrusher and the fallen both didnt have a very good time so jump in bed and protect your head or you'll be next in line
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town") He's got 2 alt-modes a glowing red eye he's on Cybertron planning how you will die. Animated Shockwave sees all. Disguised as Longarm he's on Cybertron stealing info to please Megatron. Animated Shockwave knows all. He'll make you find a "traitor" that's actually a friend. He'll tell you he's an Autobot until you meet your end. Oh, Coordinate codes he's got lots of those he'll use a space bridge and send you your foes. Animated Shockwave hates you. It took me a grand total of five minutes.
Last christmas I gave you my spark But the very next deca cycle You gave it away This year To save me from stasis lock I'll give it to someone from paradron (paradron)
I was going to try my hand at this but after seeing RUMBLE THE CASSETTE BOT I'm not even going to try, that was awesome well done. Brainchild, which song (melody wise) is the Shockwave song suppsoed to be sung to. (nicely done too)
Yeah, normally I'd be up for this kinda challenge but anything I try to put up against Rodimus Major's would pale by comparison. Kudos for thinking that up on the spot. Well, there is this bit I posted in my collection/hauls thread on Christmas Day: ...but that's as far as I got. And it sucks compared with a new fandom classic like "Rumble The Red Cassette-Bot."
Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've got nowhere to run Let It Rain! Let It Rain! Let It Rain! It doesn't show signs of stopping, And I've bought some bombs for popping, The engines are running to cause some pain Let It Rain! Let It Rain! Let It Rain! - by Epps feat. Lennox
