Transformers 3: Behold, Unicron

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  1. IFallDownGoBoom

    IFallDownGoBoom Infracted

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    Here's the 3rd movie...

    Opening: Wide shot of Earth. Unicron in planet formation rises up from behind it.

    Close in shot of Unicron transforming.

    In his right hand is a giant pool stick.

    Unicron looks around, moves around the Earth, lines up a shot and takes it.

    Wide pan shot of Earth sliding toward Mercury. Bounces off, spirals out of control directly into the sun. Blows up in big Michael Bay explosion style!

    Focus back on Unicron who snaps pool stick over his knee.

    Unicron
    DAMNIT! Scratched again!​

    Unicron, head hung low, sulks off into the deepest parts of space.

    Credits Roll.
     
  2. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    I wish we had gotten this instead of ROTF.
     
  3. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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  4. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Lame attempt and enough with the "i wish we had this instead of blah blah blah"
     
  5. SpencimusPrime

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    So true. At first I was gonn a be like: Shouldn't this go in the fan fiction section?, but after reading it..meh. Just meh.
     
  6. Astrotrain52

    Astrotrain52 Former Green Kool-aider

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    Why does everyone insist on Unicron being in TF3?

    Unicron + Live Action + Michael Bay = Biblical Proportioned Epic Fail. Bay already ruined one awesome character by turning the Fallen into a shitty version of Emperor Palpatine. Imagine what he would do with Unicron.
     
  7. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    IT wasn't Bay's fault really. He didn't write the script in two weeks.
     
  8. Astrotrain52

    Astrotrain52 Former Green Kool-aider

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    He went along with the script. It IS his fault. He does have a degree of creative control (if I'm wrong, correct me).
     
  9. Covenant

    Covenant Mr. Roboto in Disguise

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    Ebay:
    A control freak like Bay has his hands squeezing every aspect. Just ask the actors he's worked with, or ILM when they first started working with Bay and his Transformer designs.

    As for Unicron, give it up. He'd show up like the last four minutes of the film, Simmons would call up secret agents working on a top secret space station in orbit, then the moon would split in half to reveal some giant US Military Ion Cannon that would take out this 'new ultimate evil' in one shot.

    :D 
     
  10. vektsilver

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    Umm didnt he write the first draft or something waiting for the writers to go off strike.

    But believe me if a studio thinks they are rushing a film they would rather get it right than really wrong and lose money.

    Bay definately is the one who gives that go ahead,
     
  11. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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    What happened with the script was that Orci/Kruger/Kurtzman scribbled down ideas/concepts and handed a rough outline of about 15 pages to Bay the day before the writers strike. During the strike, Bay did some expansionary work, which mainly consisted of developing action sequences, creating bots & environments, as well as location scouting and some casting. After the strike ended, the writers spent a few weeks cleaning up the 60 page scriptment that was developed during the writers strike before shooting started. Bay would have been happy to let them work a bit longer on it, but he wanted to enter production as apparently some of his employees needed to start working ASAP or risk losing their homes, since the Hollywood industry/economy was at a standstill for months.
     
  12. Ephland

    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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    Fail.
     
  13. shroobmaster

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    I'll admit.

    I lol'd.
     
  14. Ethereal

    Ethereal A Sad Flareon

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    Unicron's not farting.

    This is obviously a fake.
     
  15. Moy

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    I don't find this too funy, a waste of thread. Sorry.
     
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    So, when I start a comedy-based thread in the movie forum, it gets locked, but this one stays open?

    Such is life, I suppose.
     
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    primus only one to beat his evil brother
     
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    I bet that will happened to the Big Bad of TF3. Unicron or not.
     
  19. John_Force

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    Unicron will make TF3 so over budget, all we'll see of him is his shadow before the moon splits apart to reveal an null ray built by the US Military, that will disitengrate Unicron into billions of pieces. His head will become a satellite for Earth.
    Just my 2 cents.
     
  20. smkspy

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    At this point, I find threads like this much funnier and more entertaining than the umpteenth "Prime is psycho" or "War is realz" threads.
     
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