TRANSFORMERS '07 a silly parody

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  1. myhobby

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    hello, my hobby here. after seeing transformers: the movie again, i got the idea for a silly parody for the movie.
    the basic idea for this is from the movie, until i mess around with it.
    eh, don't know how else to describe, so...



    TRANSFORMERS '07

    the movie opens with The Allspark floating in space.
    Optimus Prime begins to narrate


    OPTIMUS PRIME: "in the beginning, was the cube.
    we knew not where it came from, nor did we really care.
    all we knew was that it gave the spark of life to all cybertronians, and it must have been having an off day when it spawned Megatron.
    seriously, what in Primus's name was it thinking!?!
    'oh, today i think I'll bring to life a benevolent truck and his psychopath brother.'
    ugh! that slimy skidplate has been nothing but trouble since day one!
    why, i remember when we were just two solar-"



    IRONHIDE: "uh, Prahm?"

    OPTIMUS PRIME: "yes Ironhide?"

    IRONHIDE: "well, this is a movie and you were only supposed to intro it.
    in short, you've been talkin' too long."


    OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, i was just saying how evil Megatron is. like that ti-"

    IRONHIDE: "but Prahm, the movie has already gone past the part where Sam's tryin' to sell his stuff off in the classroom."

    OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, that far already?"

    Ironhide nods.

    OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, then on with the show."

    SAM: "-NONONO! you've got to be kidding!"

    DAD: "yeah, i am. you're not getting a porsche."


    SAM: "... that's not funny."

    DAD: "i thought it was."

    SAM: "well it wasn't."


    Sam and his Dad drive up to " Bolivia's Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo"

    SAM: "ooh! can i pet the goat?"

    DAD: "nah, it probably has rabies."

    SAM: "you never let me do anything fun!"

    DAD: "i let you get a dog."

    SAM: "mojo! i forgot to give him his pain pills!"

    DAD: "alright, lets just get this over with."

    Bobby walks up.

    BOBBY: "what can i do for you folks?"

    DAD: "we're looking to buy a car. what's the cheapest car you have?"

    SAM: "dad!"

    BOBBY: "that bug over there i can let go for only $3,000"

    DAD: "I'm not paying over $2,000."

    SAM: "DAD!"

    DAD: "i said bring me $2,000 and four A's and you'll get a car."

    BOBBY: "yah know, i always says that cars choose their drivers but..."

    Bobby puts a hand on Sam's shoulder.

    BOBBY: "i ain't never scene a father so dirt cheap. you couldn't pay any of these cars to choose you..."

    much to every body's surprise, a loud honk came from a yellow camaro two cars down.

    CAR RADIO: "i choose you, pikachu!!!"

    Bobby facepalms.

    BOBBY: "well, I've been wrong before..."
     
  2. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    :lol  very funny.
     
  3. megatronski

    megatronski PURGE THE HERETIC

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    lol
     
  4. Vexza

    Vexza Nerdicon

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    :lolol 
     
  5. ROTF100694

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    Ha that was very funny great work hope to see more.
     
  6. MC Spanner

    MC Spanner Raaaraawwar!

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    lol :)  great work real funny!
     
  7. Anodythe

    Anodythe Well-Known Member

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    Com'on, that can't be all...
     
  8. Ace Convoy

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    Ebay:
    " I choose you Pikachu"


    That's what should've happened instead of that greater than man stuff
     
  9. myhobby

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    wow, this is way more comments than i expected to get. i am honored!

    you kidding? after all the feed-back I'm getting, i' gonna go nuts on this!

    Sam and co. walk over to a beat-up yellow camaro.
    with black racing stripes.


    SAM: "now there's a car!"

    DAD: "how much is it?"

    BOBBY: "sorry man, but this one is...
    hey, i haven't ever seen this car before!"


    Bobby turns his head toward the petting zoo.

    BOBBY: "hey, Mammy! have you seen this-"

    a rock comes flying out of nowhere and busts Bobby upside the head.
    Bobby lifts his hand. it is obscured from the shot by a banner.


    BOBBY: "she's blind, bless her heart."

    Bobby shakes his head and blinks.

    BOBBY: "whoo, I'm dizzy. what were you saying?"

    DAD: "you were going to sell me this car for $2000"

    BOBBY: "huh? oh sure. uh, scuze me, i gotta lie down."

    air force 1 is flying through the air. the camera zooms in on a window.
    the camera bounces off the window. the camera-man can be seen screaming as he falls.
    we see a boom box lying inconspicuously next to a seat. two eyes pop out of the boom box, and sinister giggling can be heard.


    FRENZY: "stoopidinseks! gonnagetcha!gonnagetcha!"

    Frenzy fully transforms and makes his way to the elevator.
    a woman gets on. she looks down to see a boom box had been left on the elevator by some idiot.
    she picks up the boom box.
    suddenly music starts playing.


    BOOM BOX:
    "L
    is for the way you look
    at me
    O
    is for the only one
    i see.
    "


    frightened, the woman gets off at the next stop, forgetting all about her president's craving for ding-dongs.
    snickering evilly, Frenzy gets off at the security center of the air plane.
    making his way to an abandoned console, he begins hacking the network.


    FRENZY: "hmm, lockon,lockon. ebayseller, searchebayseller. megatronmegatronmegatron.
    ladies, ladiesman, ladiesman217!!! glassesglassesglasses!!!
    mapmapmapmap! w00t! uber-n00ber!
    "


    elsewhere, a hacker team picks up Frenzy's signal.

    glad you guys are enjoying this.:D 
     
  10. Vexza

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    Ah, Frenzy. Your hyper pervertedness will be missed with your death. xD
     
  11. Anodythe

    Anodythe Well-Known Member

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    It can always be downloaded into Wheelie memory banks...somehow...
     
  12. myhobby

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    always.

    "hey! hey! frenzy ain't got nothin' on me, see? yah two palookas! I'm twice the bot frenzy eva was, see?"

    syntax error, i messed up the song. fixed it though!
     
  13. SoundFire Prime

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    Aww, it looks like I've inspired someone else in their quest for fan fictiony goodness (with a side of creepiness.) Super creepy pervert Frenzy FTW! I can't wait to see how he interacts with Mikayla... ;)  :ev: 
     
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    he may loose his head...
     
  15. myhobby

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    next up!

    Frenzy is downloading information on "sector 7" when the computer goes blank. Frenzy hits his face on the monitor screen.

    FRENZY: "derp! stoopidinseksmakindishardferme!!!
    ihasfury!!!
    "


    Frenzy begins making his way back to the elevator when he is attacked by two humans.

    FRENZY: "yousetwomooksaintgotnuttinonme!!!"

    Frenzy throws Disks of DoomTM at the two humans, killing them both instantly.
    a few minutes later, more humans come. but Frenzy has already left.


    Sam is walking toward his car. Mojo is trailing behind him, limping on three legs. Sam is listening to his I-pod.

    DAD: "get off the grass!"

    SAM: "what!?!"

    DAD: "i said get off my grass. look, you know why i built the sidewalk?"

    SAM: "yeah, i know why you built the sidewalk."

    DAD AND SAM: "so that you could walk on it without destroying my grass."

    SAM: "OK, i know now, can i go?"

    DAD: "yeah, yeah. go on, go on."

    Sam starts the engine of his car, a black cloud of smoke emits from the exoust.

    CAR RADIO: "believe me donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead!"

    SAM: "this is some freaky car..."

    Sam picks up his friend.

    MILES: "man, we are so gonna rock at this party!"

    SAM: "because nobody's going to give you a swirly at the beach right?"

    MILES: "yeah, man! I'm a chick magnet!"

    SAM: "remind me why I'm friends with you..."

    Sam and Miles drive up to the party. Miles gets out of the car and starts climbing a tree.
    Sam tries not to look like they know each other.
    he walks toward Mikala.


    TRENT: "what are you doing?"

    MILES: "showing off for the lai-"

    SAM: "get down before you hurt your self!"

    MILES: "this party stinks anyways."

    Sam, humiliated, walks to his car. he and Miles get in.

    SAM: "what was that!?!"

    MILES: "i told you! i was showin' off for the lai-"

    SAM: "never mind. idiot."

    Sam sees Trent and Mikaela talking.

    MIKALA: "how about i take it for a spin?"

    TRENT: "pfffft! as if!"

    more talking, hurtful words are exchanged, Mikaela begins walking home.
    Sam sees his chance.


    SAM: "dude, get out of the car."

    MILES: "what?"

    SAM: "listen, this is my chance, just get out of the car."

    MILES: "hey! what am i supposed to do?"

    SAM: "look man, i don't know, hitchhike or something. just get out!"

    MILES: "no, no man! you can't just leave me here!"

    SAM: "look, OK? you're a useless character. just go! go! get out! get out of my movie!!!"

    Miles is pushed out of the shot, never to be seen again.

    yeah, not much funny in this one.
     
  16. Eric

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    :lol  This is pretty good. More! :) 
     
  17. Vexza

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    Poor Miles.
     
  18. Anodythe

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    Has me laughing. Miles is probably in Autobus Prime's Limbo with Skids.
     
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    when is the next part :D 
     
  20. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    Your sense of humor compliments my intelligence :)  We crave moar!
     

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