Toxicology Report on Face-Chewer

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  1. Starscream600

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    Marijuana Found in Face-Chewer's Body, No Other Drugs: Medical Examiner | NBC 6 Miami

    Don't know if this has been posted before. If it is, mods please close it.

    Bath salts? No, it's just the munchies.
     
  2. Dinodigger97

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    Well......maybe he was just an evil meteoroid from outer space.
     
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    Maybe this will kill people's idiotic thoughts about a zombie apocoplyse.
     
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    Or increase them.


    I'm pretty sure it was something they couldn't test for.
     
  5. GFH

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    Yeah, there's no way it was only pot. Though that might have given him the munchies, it certainly wouldn't have inspired him to look for such an... unconventional meal.
     
  6. TrueNomadSkies

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    You ever have one of those days? You know, the ones where everything tastes like human flesh?
     
  7. KnightHawkke

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    Yeah, in some ways it might have been better off if they had found a pharmacy in his bloodstream :lol 
     
  8. grimlock1972

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    like it says there are no tests for the bath salts and synthetic drugs so to say he had none in his system, cannot be made to be 100% true.

    even if he didn't I hope we find out what triggered it so if it was some new street drug it can be brought o light so all know its dangers.
     
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    There was only one person who knew the whole truth. And he isn't telling.
     
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    The poor guy just ate some bad raccoon meat and was looking to satisfy "the hunger".
     
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    They're hiding the zombie virus in weed, though it'll be hard to tell for a while.
     

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