Topless Robot's Transformers 3 FAQ

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  1. tnuC

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    Topless Robot's Transformers 3 FAQ

    Probably best to only read this if you already thought the film was retarded, this will just affirm that you are right and the rest of the world has gone crazy...

    If you're on the d*ck of DOTM, a Bay worshiper or you're just generally one of those people that likes to try and see positives and gloss over ridiculous things then I'd stay away from this link.
     
  2. Wheeljack94

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    why do we have to be on DOTM's D*ck if we like the movie. why can't we jus like the movie? not to be negative, so dont take it that way. just asking.
     
  3. RzaSharp

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    He means the people who for some reason vehemently defend it while simultaneously disregarding the TRUTH. "Selective listening" type people. Not people who "like" the movie.
     
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    I've read the article and it feels like he didn't even pay attention to the movie.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Your words are a broken record I don't care to listen to.
     
  6. tnuC

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    WORD.
     
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    Yeah, did this guy really pay attention to anything that was going on, or is he a retarded fucker he really needs every single piece of information explicitly explained to him?

    Al the places where he went huh? or, what? were all explained in the film. Maybe he should actually pay attention instead of blathering about shiny keys like a stoner.
     
  8. Oracle_Aesir

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    ?????
    What does this mean!?!??!
     
  9. Trypticon 2010

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    This.

    Just because you can't follow a movies plot doesn't mean it sucks.
     
  10. Colonel Manface

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    Read the whole thing and you'll know.
     
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    Aaaww. He did the FAQ thing. Those are not very funny. I wish he had done a "summary" like for Green Lantern. Cried from laughing so hard in that one.
     
  12. Oracle_Aesir

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    I've tried reading it, but it makes my brain hurt, the writers are either
    a) idiots
    or
    b) ignorant

    and it's never wise to encourage either
     
  13. Colonel Manface

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    It's called humor. Often, being willfully ignorant for the sake of comedic effect is the entire brunt of it.

    I'm not saying I agree with him - I didn't even find the article very funny - but it's very likely for the sake of writing an entertaining piece.
     
  14. Oracle_Aesir

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    maybe, but it kind of defeats the purpose of writing something for humour if it's not even thought to be funny lol
     
  15. Colonel Manface

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    That's your opinion and my opinion, but not everyone'll agree.
     
  16. tnuC

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    ...and then you call someone an ignorant idiot?

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  17. Oracle_Aesir

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    well reading an article about a movie when the people writing it don't seem to have paid attention to it at all seems pointless

    oh and that's a nice picture, but I think there's a "pictures of yourself" thread elsewhere
     
  18. tnuC

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    Some might say the same for people who comment on FAQ's when they don't seem to have read the FAQ.


    Thanks, my Mum combed my hair and shaved me the sweet goatee...she says I'm special.
     
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    And normally an FAQ would be on topic, when I can't even remember a key being in the movie (unless they meant Sentinel Prime being "The Key") So I think being confused about that statement is perfectly reasonable
     
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    Read the article again.

    The "key" piece is a metaphor.
     

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