Top Ten Pet Peeves of The Transformers

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  1. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    The David Letterman sight has a little contest thing where they put up a topic and people send in Top Ten jokes. The winning jokes get posted as a Top Ten List. They did one on Transformers, here are the winning jokes.

    10 Only dance move is "The Robot"
    Andrew W, Melbourne, Australia

    9 Not allowed to cut in line at Jiffy Lube for medical emergencies
    Ed E, Conway, AR

    8 Waking up after a nice afternoon nap to find you got a parking ticket
    Kevin H, Las Vegas, NV

    7 The long lines at the DMV: Department of Monster Vehicles
    Vaughn P, Riverside, CA

    6 Can't transform into a "babe magnet"
    Pat D, Newmanstown

    5 Acting is fun, but they really want to direct
    Timmy K, Mendon, MA

    4 A charley horse in your drive differential
    Glen D, Fort Meyers

    3 Not all parts are anatomically correct
    Mike Z, Las Vegas, NV

    2 A drunk Lindsay Lohan keeps trying to drive Optimus Prime home
    Nichele J, Washington, D.C.

    1 Didn't realize they'd be "out-transformed" by John Travolta
    Fred M, Las Vegas, NV

    http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20070721.phtml

    Hopefully no one posted this already, I did a search.
     
  2. Doctor Ingenious

    Doctor Ingenious Doctorate in Ingeniology

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    Doh Ho Ho Ho Ho!
     
  3. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Um, I guess those would've been funny if I were twelve again.
     
  4. Spekkio

    Spekkio Master of War

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    :lol :
    I enjoyed that.
     
  5. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    ohoho those crazy late night fans

    i miss letterman that old geezer. my local station stopped airing it.
     
  6. Liege Prime

    Liege Prime Well-Known Member

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    that was the least funny thing I ever read that was supposed to be funny
     
  7. thoughtcrime

    thoughtcrime Well-Known Member

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    10. The Fans.
    9-1. see 10.
     
  8. rework

    rework The Voice of Experience

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    Agreed... But remember the target audience. It wasn't us.

    Any actual references to Transformers (as we know them) are purely incidental.
     
  9. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, I'd like to see Lindsay Lohan try to drive Optimus Prime home.... the only one who ought to be driving him.... is ME!!! HA HA HA!!!
     
  10. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch TFW2005 Supporter

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    Well at least #1 was funny.
     
  11. littlebotbrat

    littlebotbrat Well-Known Member

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    Starscream got killed and so did Dinobot. Primal got killed in the beast machines.
     
  12. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    Ohhhh... Kaaaay.... :confused: 
     

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