Top 7 Most Useless Transformers

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  1. astrosplatt

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    I love soundwave... Robo-narc. Astrotrain is also hilarious.

    Computron:
    They must have a transformers fan on Cracked. This is fandom-like humor.
     
  3. astrosplatt

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    Out of all of them I'd have to say Repugnus is the top dog. I like all the others as well. And how can they talk smack about Soundwave? He's a fav of ALOT of transfans. lol
     
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    I'm surprised they didn't mention Reflector.
     
  5. Chaos Prime

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    Haha!!! I'm laughing so hard, I think I'm about to throw up. Haha!
     
  6. Omnius

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    LOL! :D  Loved it, clearly written by someone who knows their TFs.

    Oh, and the embedded YouTube clip on the first page singehandedly demonstrates why Headmasters was so absolutely batshit-insane.
     
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    The combiners went to sh*t after season 2. Computron, Liokaiser etc are an example of that. You can pretty much make a useless list of combiners while youre at it. :lol 
     
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    As much as I like Soundwave, you have to admit, for warring factions, a tape deck is kinda useless. I mean, yeah he can spy, but in a fight, I guess Starscream could pick him up and bean him off someone's head.
     
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    Poor Soundwave...

    My Favorite Transformer gets no love...lol...
     
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    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    wow, and usually lists about tfs from other media are pretty lame. I lol'ed at this one:

    Criminal No. 1: I think we're being followed by the Enormous Transforming Robot Detective.

    Criminal No. 2: You mean that Honda wearing a trench coat and reading the newspaper?
     
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    I like Wheelie's profile.
     
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    lol at soundwave the supergrass! and wth is with the headmasters clip, hardhead singing karaoke :lol 
     
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    Once wrote a story about how Repugnus saved Backscatter's life. A top dog in my book. Anyway, I think I read this cracked stuff a long time ago. Oldie but goodie. :D 
     
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    LOL this list is old - there was a threade on it a few months back - but still funny.

    :LOL @ robo-narc!
     
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    Funniest lines...

    "It was a real barnburner until Soundwave's tape needed to be turned over and all of his Decepticon pals were busy trying to take over the world."

    "No matter what he is, it is a widely accepted fact in all circles that Repugnus is the very last one called in an emergency. In a pinch, the Autobots will call Computron to show up and create an algorithm, then they'll call the robot that's also a damn microscope, and then they'll just start sending regular, non-transforming cars and appliances. When finally out of vacuums, Optimus Prime will reluctantly call Crabmonsterbot. "
     
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    Funny, Soundwave's been also relegated to minor roles thus far in IDW comics. I hope the movie sequel helps him reclaim his crown.
     
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    Soundwave was the Navy or Air Force of the Decepticons. He carried the "real" soldiers: Rumble, Ravage, Laserbeak, Frenzy, etc.


    No offense to Navy or Air Force service men.
     
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    Sorry if this is old, I didn't know. Seems some had never read it before so I guess I'm not in THAT much trouble. :) 
     
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    Nerdmotron?

    lol
     
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    Voiceroy Trans-fo-mahs!

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    Boy, them reader comments are a hoot. A wee bit repetitive, but amusing nevertheless.

    For some reason, I have this urge to take a payday payroll paypal loan out on a gucci replica heuer replica replica replica replica replica replica handbag vuitton fendi designer.

    Or else spout random keywords for no damn good reason.
     

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