Top 5 worst movies you've ever seen...

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  1. Hiraga

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    As opposed to the Top 5 movies of all times, in your opinion.... thread.

    1. The Wicker Man (remake)
    2. Santa Clause and the Ice Cream Bunny
    3. The Master of Disguise
    4. Howard the Duck
    5. Freddy Got Fingered
     
  2. General Magnus

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    1 - Reign of Fire
    2 - Reign of Fire
    3 - Reign of Fire
    4 - Reign of Fire
    5 - Reign of Fire
     
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    1. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
    2. Batman and Robin
    3. Are We There Yet?
    4. Sucker Punch
    5. Green Lantern
     
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    1. Fun with Dick and Jane
    2. Revenge of the Fallen
    3. GoBots: Battle of the Rock Lords
    4. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
    5. Sucker Punch
     
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    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    This is much harder than the other thread:

    1. Batman Forever
    2. Batman and Robin
    3. Doom
    4. Super Mario Bros.
    5. Mortal Kombat Annihilation
     
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    1) Dragonball Evolution
    2) Bridesmaids
    3) Shrek 3
    4) Yugioh the Movie
    5) Hangover 2 (Well, it's not really THAT horrible, but it was pretty unfunny)
     
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    Good one Hiraga...

    Let see.....no order for these....im usually good at picking good movies, but cant always be perfect....

    Aeon Flux with Charlize Theon

    I fell asleep within the first 10 mins, no lie.

    Miami Vice with Jamie Foxx & Colin Farell

    What was this movie about? War on Drugs or a Love story...

    UltraViolent with Milla Jovovich( sp?)

    The whole vampires WITHOUT blood threw off...

    The Name of the King with Jason Statham and a bunch of other people

    This movie made me literally get up and walk out. When Burt Reynolds showed as a King, I couldnt take it anymore......

    Steel ( any movie staring Shaq)

    Words cant describe this....
     
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    1. Super Mario Brothers movie.
    2. Superman IV
    3. Dumb and Dumber/er
    4. Batman Forever
    5. Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
     
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    Isnt that fast and furious tokyo drift?
     
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    1.land of the lost
    2. Any saw after 2
    3.rocky horror pic show
    4. Any "movie" that not scary movie
    5. Push
     
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    1.The Village
    2. The Mist
    3.Dragonball evolution
    4. Avatar the last airbender ( love the cartoon series hate the movie)
    5. Tangled (the horse is the only part I really liked)
     
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    I'm having a much harder time coming up with a list of bad films. I think after I determine something sucks I just don't devote any brain power to holding on to it. Here are some recent films I thought were terrible:

    ROTF
    DOTM
    Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
    Superman Returns
    The Zookeeper
     
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    No order, but...

    1. Shark Tale
    2. Disaster Movie
    3. Batman Forever
    4. Epic Movie
    5. Batman and Robin
     
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    1. 2012.
    2. Batman and Robin.
    3. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
    4. Catwoman.
    5. Superman Returns.
     
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    5.Showgirls
    4.DOTM
    3.G.I.Joe ROC
    2.Star Wars EP 1
    1.ROTF
     
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    Not to derail, but am I the only one who like the Village?
     
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    In no order:

    * Boogeyman
    - The whole movie was just variations on how everyone can open a closet door. 100 minutes of people opening closet doors and getting their butts kicked by coat-hangers. Also had one of the most cliche'd, stupidest scenes I've ever seen in a horror movie. Girl arrives at a house to meet a guy. His car's gone. The house is locked up. All the lights are off. But she lets herself in and searches the house before finally saying, "Come on, Mike, this isn't funny!" Girl, he's not there!! How many hints do you need that he's not there?!

    * Jason X
    - The hockey-masked killer that roams Camp Crystal Lake is transported into space. . . in the year 2332 or something. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! Jason movies are dumb as it is, but this one set a new low. Also, it has the most boring commentary track I've ever heard. All the guys talked about for the whole movie was how awesome their special effects were. Oh, and there was a part where they started bashing one of the actresses that they had hired for her poor acting. Real classy there, guys.

    * Batman and Robin
    - Batman Forever was pretty bad, but this one was even worse. It's like watching a big budget version of the old Adam West show. Except the old West show was better.

    * Good Will Hunting
    - This turd won a couple Oscars and was nominated for a bunch more. When I finally sat down to see what all the fuss was about, I wished I hadn't. This movie is long, boring, and full of characters that I either don't care about or don't like. Why is this movie so great again? And I'm sorry, but cussing every 5 seconds doesn't make your movie more real, gritty or mature.

    * Monster's Ball
    - This movie was so bad, that I turned it off an hour into it. And honestly, that was far longer than the movie deserved. Halle Berry, Billy Bob Thornton, and some others. Not one likable character in the whole thing.
     
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    In no particular order...

    Aeon Flux (absolutely GAWD-AWFUL and I am a huge fan of Theron)

    Gremlins 2 (the movie got way too silly for my taste. almost walked out of the theater)

    Batman And Robin (when Batman whips out his credit card with Bat-logo on it, I knew it's gonna suck rest of the way)

    TF: Revenge of the Fallen (one of the worst summer movies I have ever seen)

    The Last Airbender (F/X was good, but the acting was terrible. I can almost see the cue cards those actors were reading off it)
     
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    Yep. But don't feel bad, I'm one of the few that loves Indiana Jones 4. One man's trash is another's treasure, especially with works of fiction.

    I haven't seen too many bad movies, so I had to reach out a bit for the last ones. Still pretty bad, though.

    1. The Last Airbender: Such a disgrace to one of the greatest examples of Western Animation since Samurai Jack.
    2. Batman and Robin: As if I need to explain.
    3. Skyline: Boring, stupid, horrible, revolting, failure of an alien invasion film. Frickin' Battle: LA was better than this.
    4. Pearl Harbor: Almost a disgrace to to everyone involved at Pearl Harbor. A complete butchery of history if there's ever been one, and it just makes the film worse.
    5. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: As a Transformers fan, I will defend this movie to the best of my abilities. As an objective reviewer, this movie was pretty garbage.
     
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    1. The Last Airbender
    2. Batman Returns
    3. Public Enemies
    4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
    5. Friday the 13th (the new one)
     

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