Too fat for jail

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  1. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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    lololololololololololololololol

    i don't suppose she suffocated him...?

    there's nothing funny about this.
     
  3. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    We're gonna need a bigger boat, truck or helicopter and cell.
     
  4. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    I always thought bedridden meant you couldn't get out of bed, so how would she have gotten up to land on him/pick him up off the ground?
     
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    X-BRAWN81 Survived Huriicane Dolly

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    Putting her on house arrest would be kinda pointless.

    Putting her on a state-enforced diet so she could then go to jail for the rest of her term would be a GOOD thing for her. Can a judge do such a thing? You can send drug addicts to rehab, how about food addicts?
     
  7. revlimiter

    revlimiter Bot Hacker

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    Finest quote from a news story anywhere, anytime? Possibly.
     
  8. Omega Charge

    Omega Charge Prepare for trouble...

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    lol. yeah.

    is it possible she or her lawyer could be right?

    Guess they'll have to just cut a hole in the wall.
     
  9. Astrotrain52

    Astrotrain52 Former Green Kool-aider

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    EDIT: So I was right, she rolled over and killed him. "Accidentally"

    I was about to ask, how could a bedridden woman murder anyone.
     
  10. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Half a ton?!



    Thas' a huge bitch.
     
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    I can think of a few people I'd like to kill....I better start eating.
     
  12. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    Get Jerry Springer!

    He can get her out of the house.
     
  13. n_tel_ekt

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    "So, currently, the lady remains at large."

    lmao!!!

    But really, I dont know if shes guilty or not, but I think shes already in a prison of sorts.

    Damn, only in Texas... We do everything big here!
     
  14. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Whatever. Her life is already shit. How they do or don't punish her (at the taxpayer's expense) isn't a huge concern for me.
     
  15. toma

    toma eskimo in disguise

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    so just because she decided to be a disgusting pig of a human being, a little boy no longer has a chance at living? i say put her down.
     
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    RoboticPlanet Exclusively Exclusive

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    /Jux
     
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    Someone should call Johnny Depp and Leo DiCaprio...those two guys got a fat woman out of a house once.
     
  18. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    Take her to the zoo.
    DN
     
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    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    Win.

    On Topic: Wow.....That just all kinds of fucked up.....
     
  20. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    I work in news and dont think i could have written that story while keeping a straight face.
     

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