To those with kids..

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  1. eyeballkid

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    I am trying to date a girl with 2 kids. (8 and 6) They got into an ice cube fight, and she is trying to think of some non-threating ways to fight back. any suggestions? They just dropped ice cubes down her shirt, no throwing. Keep it light hearted, please? It's for the kids!
     
  2. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Ice them back?
     
  3. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    She's going to fight back against a 6 and 8 year old? I mean was it all a joke in good fun and everybody laughed, no malicious intent?

    I mean in that case water balloons or something to that effect? Buy super soakers?
     
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    My solution involves lots of liquid nitrogen.
     
  5. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    An hour in the Naughty Freezer.
     
  6. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    Spit on them.
     
  7. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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  8. eyeballkid

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    Yes, everybody else has failed. I thought of these things too, just trying to get some creative ideas!I guess I just want some ideas from women....
     
  9. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Invite Michael Jackson to babysit whilst you both go out for the evening.
     
  10. thenatureboywoo

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    considering everyone has given u the usuall ways to fight back, how's about you turn on the child safety locks on you car...tell the kids they are going for a ride.....then once they're in the car, turn the garden hose on them. And since the child safety locks are on, they can't open the doors from the inside to get away.
     
  11. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    Get 2 rubberbands, a wiffle-ball bat, a grilled cheese sandwich, a bag of thumbtacks and a nerf gun.

    You'll know what to do next.
     
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    Guns. Real guns. It's not a threat. They'll know she means business.
     
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    I say squirt guns filled with ice water...
     
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    Use the sprayer on the kitchen sink if you/she has one.
     
  15. Chaos Muffin

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    Nerf the shit out of them.

    Or when they climb on your back, simply lean foward, over a box, with a Nebraska address on it.
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Return the ice cube favor...while they sleep.
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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  18. grimlock1972

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    this is all you need :

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    nerf machine gun enough said
     
  19. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    promise them candy to behave or koh the facestealer will get them
     
  20. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Cream pie.
     

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