Optimus: Welcome aboard Sawback! My name is Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots so if you have any problems you can always ask me for help. The one to your right is our scout Bumblebee, he really likes making friends so please excuse him if he's a bit too enthusiastic. The one to your left is our communication officer and historian Rewind, and yes he always records what goes on and will do anything to get a good shot. The blue one behind you to the right that's thinking of ways to upgrade you in unorthodox manners is Brainstorm, our scientist and the one with massive guns attempting to jumpscare you is Ironhide our weapon specia- Ironhide: SERIOUSLY PRIME! You couldn't let me do it to Brainstorm, then to Rewind and now Sawback. Why do you have to keep doing this! Optimus: Because the last time you did it to Bumblebee he got so scared he got put in a coma for six weeks! And you know who between us had to guard him and help him recover? Me! That's six weeks of us being unable to do anything because I had to help Bumblebee while you were giving your only arm left romantic looks and six weeks of me being unable to write any heroic speeches! I lost my record in The Big Conversation as the one with best and most heroic speeches to Starscream because of you and now he won't stop bragging about it! Nitro: You know Krok, when you said Soundwave was gonna send us someone from his "family" to aid us I was hoping for someone like Buzzsaw or if we were lucky Ravage but NoOoOoO we got some nobody who thinks he's hot stuff just because he's part headmaster and he's got half a bazillion modes. Krok: Firstly, how many times do I have to tell you bazillion isn't a word, secondly, this "nobody" is Overki- Overboard: Overboard. Krok: Overboard Overkill whatever the point is this guy is the living definition of "looks can be deceiving". Did you know he fought Ironhide one-on-one for 13 minutes straight during the battle of Sector IX. Sure he lost but still 13 minutes. Against IRONHIDE. Why do you think Misfire has his blasters aimed at him this whole time? We all know he'll miss every shot despite Overboard being at point-blank range but he's still doing it. Nitro: Yeah whatever he's still a little pipsqueak, I'm SURE I can take him out in less than a minute. Overboard: Are you sure about that? Or did you make a bet that you could defeat me because if that's the case I can hold back just this o- Nitro: NOPE. No bets. I just know that I can beat yOoOuU- Nitro: AH MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL CHARMING FACE! *Misfire begins shooting relentlessly and, unsurprisingly, misses every shot.* Krok: Come on Misfire! Make all that training and upgrades I gave you worth it! Prove to me you can surpass your infamous gimmick! Overboard: Well Nitro I gotta say, you're an absolute buffoon but you've got good taste when it comes to weaponry. I mean I never thought I'd actually see a Mark VI Double Shot X-Bow with my own 2 eyes much less handle one. Misfire: AhHhHhHhHh!! Overboard: Okay seriously how are you missing EVERY shot. You're guns are pointed at me, you're right in front of me and oh forget about it... Krok: You ever wish the war would just end. Even if it's the autobots at least this nightmare would be over. Barricade: If it means getting someone to fix me so I can access robot mode again I'll take it. Unless Grimlock takes over, or Starscream if that happens I don't know about you but I have a feeling Cybertron will be attacked by Shockwave and some generic army and maybe a combiner, wait no definitely a combiner maybe the entire army will be filled with combiners! And maybe sometime after that we'll get attacked by one of the previous Primes and an army of undead Titans! Krok: I'm glad I'm not the only one getting delusional from all this nonsense. Barricade: I'm just saying it's possible. Krok: Well yeah, I guess I mean it IS Starscream.