This Super Soaker commercial is sooo wrong...

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  1. rattrap007

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  2. Seth Buzzard

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    I’m not even going to go there.
     
  3. butz

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    Are we even allowed to post something like that on the boards?
     
  4. rattrap007

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    it is a real commercial.. It is just... well not well thought out..
     
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    The first Super Sokaer designed by Ron Jeremy!
     
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    That is so wrong.
     
  7. Razerwire

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    Wow... That is... Yeah...:confused2 
     
  8. Fairy Princess

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    You know you want one! Someone has Oozinator Envy...
     
  9. rattrap007

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    Oh yeah and i forgot to mention.. It is made by Hasbro..

    Habro now enters the porn industry. Personally I think the black kids reaction is the funniest.. He has so got a future in gay porn..
     
  10. butz

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    How could they not realize what that looks like? I'm thinking it had to have been deliberate, and they just assumed that they could sneak it by without anyone raising an eyebrow for some reason.
    Either that, or it was designed by someone who has lead a very sheltered life.
     
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    That ooze (read: gizz) combined with the hand cocking action... Recipe for disaster...
     
  12. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    :lol 

    Yeah, that ad is just not right.
     
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    I wonder if it was designed by the same guy who designed the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick?
     
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    Well, I doubted it at first so I went to the official Super Soaker website and there it was...
     
  15. butz

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    Y'know what, I think I already have one of those...
     
  16. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    :lol  wow. that's just wow.
     
  17. butz

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    Mine doesn't seem to fire as rapidly- perhaps I need to pump it faster??
     
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    Holy crap! NPS got a job at Hasbro?!? :D  This might be a failed idea for a gun for Ratchet :D  . *expects maybe 10 people to get this*
     
  19. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 

    That's funny right there.

    Unbelievable.
     
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    At least they had the decency not to name it the "Bukkake Blaster 5000"
     

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