This is why you don't teach monkeys kung fu...

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  1. rattrap007

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    Two slight variations on the same story..
    version 1

    version 2
    Awesome picture with the story!

    :lolol 
     
  2. butz

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    Wasn't this part of the plot to Grandma's Boy?
     
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    This is exactly why you train monkeys to do kung fu.
     
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    Fantastic!:lol 
     
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    Oh great. First they learn how to make tools, now they know kung fu. We've got to kill these things before they take over the world!
     
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    "get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
     
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    I was feelin' kinda down today but after reading this piece, I'm somewhat cheered-up! bwa ha ha :p 
     
  9. Omegatron

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    This thread is useless without video.

    Well, not useless...but I still want to see video.
     
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    Sick, dude :lolol 
     
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    This is awesome.
     
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    In this world gone mad,we will not train the Monkey,the Monkey will train us

     
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  13. rattrap007

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    FTFY
     
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    You win the thread.
     
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    Monkey Kung Fu? AWESOME!
     
  16. newguy

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    drunken monkey style, hell yeah!
     
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    The student has become the master!!!

    This is the single coolest story ive ever heard.lol

    What next, ninjas riding t-rexes while fighting pirates on flying lawnmowers.
     
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    That is just beyond awesome. The picture in the second article actually had me laughing so hard I'm tearing up a little...
     
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    Awesome.