This is why I hate Facebook.

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  1. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    So you've all had that one (or however many) random person that adds you, right? Now, what would your reaction be if the person in question was of the opposite gender, and trying to flirt right off the bat? Yeah. That's the situation I'm in right now. I'm going to play it safe and see where this goes. Hopefully I'll get some hilarity out of it.
     
  2. Starscream600

    Starscream600 Certified Virtual Pilot

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    Yeah, I had the same situation as you. It was weird as hell. :lol  Just brush her off man, don't reply to anything she says. She'll leave you alone after a while.
     
  3. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    Do it.
     
  4. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    Too late for that I'm afraid. Like I said, I want to have some fun with this..."unique" opportunity.

    I'm surprised the first comment wasn't "stick it in her pooper". :lol 
     
  5. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    And this thread is the perfect example of why I hate GD.
     
  6. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    Sorry, but it's late, and I tend to post stupid shit when I'm tired. Besides, with the current trend of "girl threads", I thought this was mildly appropriate.
     
  7. chrisr291

    chrisr291 Master of the Unknown

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    So why is that bad?

    I'll never understand you youngsters! In my day, Facebook flirting lead to backseat workouts. :) 
     
  8. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    I don't know about you, but I don't really feel like "getting it on" with a potential high school prostitute. Then again, it can't be as bad as getting groped by a girl in Japan while in a crowded bus.
     
  9. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    I thought that one of their major social problems is girls being groped while on the bus. Didn't think you lads copped it to, or do the local girls love have a grope of the tourists?
     
  10. encline

    encline customizer of love TFW2005 Supporter

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    THE PROBLEM IS... it's a 48 year old man...
     
  11. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    No idea. But hey, the girl was cute so I 'aint rushing to the authorities.
     
  12. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    I was going to add something else to "Do it" that would be far worse than what you suggested! But I doubt I could get away with it.
     
  13. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    Well, apparently she wants my dick. Shit is getting serious.
     
  14. Brainchild

    Brainchild Dark Flame Master

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    Question is, do you want hers?
     
  15. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    That's funny, she doesn't look Thai from her profile pictures...
     
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    optics Well-Known Member

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    I just got done watching The Hangover 2.... *recalls that scene*
     
  17. Wrecker217

    Wrecker217 Heart Like a Hand Grenade

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    Double condom and spermicide.
     
  18. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    You kids these days make me feel old!
     
  19. Wrecker217

    Wrecker217 Heart Like a Hand Grenade

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    That's advice a 10th grader I knew said when our friend started talking how he liked the using the pooper but was afraid of polluting the pisser.


    Wait... How old are you two?
     
  20. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    Actually, double rubber is bad news. Causes friction and tears. Better off with a standard unit, good lube and a gentleman's approach, which is to say carefully and slowly.
     

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