Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Paladin, Sep 25, 2009.
Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop - Masturbation - Jalopnik
Determination? More like a world record! Or do they mean he masturbated to completion whilst in the wreckage, then again whilst being interrogated?
Since it seems nobody was hurt or killed, and I didn't get stuck in traffic because of it, this story amuses me greatly.
ummm damn just damn
I wouldn't want to get stuck in anything as a result of someone masturbating.
Not even someone's pooper?
I find this quite assuming, and I'm more distressed over the over-exaggerated thread title more than anything else.
Well, ya know. You hit that point, and NOTHING's going to stop you. Just bad timing on the tractor's part really.
Don't you know how utterly sick and horrifying masturbation is?
It causes BLINDNESS. It's a proven fact, I know because my nan said so.
He can't have had the jester's shoes if he was still going whilst he was being interrogated. The vinegar strokes don't last long enough to be removed from wreckage, transported to a police station and cautioned. Or am I doing something wrong?
Amphetamines. From what I've heard it can take HOURS to get past the vinegar strokes.
I've never before been tempted to take drugs, and yet suddenly...
What the hell is GD coming to.
I have never seen a thread about this, this abomination.
Bad double clutch joke coming...
He's a dumbass.
I read all the comments on the site, and this one made me LOL the most:
.......... Okay, that's disturbing.
Best news all day.
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