...this is a sick, stupid world we're living in.

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Determination? More like a world record! Or do they mean he masturbated to completion whilst in the wreckage, then again whilst being interrogated?
     
  3. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Since it seems nobody was hurt or killed, and I didn't get stuck in traffic because of it, this story amuses me greatly.
     
  4. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    ummm damn just damn
     
  5. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    .................................................................Good Gracious
     
  6. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I wouldn't want to get stuck in anything as a result of someone masturbating.
     
  7. Brrjit

    Brrjit Fembot in Disguise

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    ....Wow.

    Just...wow.
     
  8. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Not even someone's pooper?
     
  9. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I find this quite assuming, and I'm more distressed over the over-exaggerated thread title more than anything else.
     
  10. Draven

    Draven Banned

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    Well, ya know. You hit that point, and NOTHING's going to stop you. Just bad timing on the tractor's part really.
     
  11. Creaky

    Creaky King of Puppies

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    Don't you know how utterly sick and horrifying masturbation is?

    It causes BLINDNESS. It's a proven fact, I know because my nan said so.

    ;) 
     
  12. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    He can't have had the jester's shoes if he was still going whilst he was being interrogated. The vinegar strokes don't last long enough to be removed from wreckage, transported to a police station and cautioned. Or am I doing something wrong?
     
  13. Draven

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    Amphetamines. From what I've heard it can take HOURS to get past the vinegar strokes.
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I've never before been tempted to take drugs, and yet suddenly...
     
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    $shockwave$ Banned

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    What the hell is GD coming to.

    I have never seen a thread about this, this abomination.
     
  16. Optimus1986

    Optimus1986 TMNT & Hulk Fanatic

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    Bad double clutch joke coming... :lol 
     
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    Dran0n Junk male

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    He's a dumbass.
     
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    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    I read all the comments on the site, and this one made me LOL the most:

     
  19. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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    .......... Okay, that's disturbing.
     
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    MushroomPrime ******

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    Best news all day.
     

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