Things you NEVER do with your TF Collection

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  1. Backscatter

    Backscatter Autobot Brainmaster TFW2005 Supporter

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    In honor of almost useless treads, here's one for TF Fan Neurotics.

    I will never allow Armada Jetfire to be the pants of Armada Optimus Prime.

    I will never combine Energon Optimus Prime (Fatimus) with Energon Omega Supreme.

    I will never combine Energon Swoop and Grimlock. (If you have ever seen them combined you'll know why.)

    I will never allow MP Megatron access to the purple weapons (or even Kremzeek) that he used against Optimus Prime.

    I will never allow any Hot Rod near any Optimus Prime on the shelf. (I think Optimus likes it that way).

    Okay, enough about me. Is there anything you'll never do with your collection?:crazy: :wink: 

    Time to get ready for my part-time job.

    FROM NOW ON, NO MORE SEXUAL REMARKS WILL BE TOLERATED IN THIS THREAD- STAFF
     
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  2. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I will never play with any of them in the bath tub.
     
  3. Sunstorm9119

    Sunstorm9119 RC 1136

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    Three words: Daddy-Mommy Time.......

    (just wanted to keep it clean)
     
  4. Dropshot

    Dropshot Transform your destiny

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    I will not allow direct sunlight to fall into them.
     
  5. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Not necessary, there are young kids reading this-staff
     
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  6. DJ Soundwave

    DJ Soundwave Action Figure Master

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    I would never sell them.
     
  7. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    I will never just toss them in a tub without some sort of protection - cushion, ziplock bag, etc.

    I will never handle them after eating greasy foods
     
  8. giga-galvatron

    giga-galvatron Decepticon S.T.A.G ******

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    Ditto
     
  9. Grimwing

    Grimwing Scientist Supreme

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    I display mega dinobot. I think it looks cool the proportions are'nt as bad as people think for energon swoop and grimlocks combined mode so long as you take into account the four arms. Besides that he's tall with a small footprint, so it works out nicely where shelf space is scarce.

    What I don't do with my collection is display things with enough elbow room between robots. cramming is a hobby.
     
  10. rework

    rework The Voice of Experience

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    I do not place any of the toys with articulated fingers in a middle finger extended pose.

    I just don't.

    It's lame.
     
  11. kronos

    kronos PSN = KRONOSX1

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    I will never allow anyone under the age of 20 even see my collection. (damn young kids always wanna put their grubby hands all over them!)
     
  12. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    I never handle them after eating, especially anything greasy.

    I never call any recent Shockwaves/Hot Rods by their non-copyright-infringing names.
     
  13. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    never let a 5 year old with pbj in their hands near your collection.

    never let a TF to be touching another TF, must have 1 cm of space between them.

    Never forget to introduce your girlfriend to the TF or they'll make you wish you never left the house.

    never let them eat raspberries.
     
  14. Johnator

    Johnator 'Til All Are Gone!

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    Never throw them at crazy old lady neighbors. Well.....maybe sometimes.....
     
  15. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    but...but...that would be hot.

    :( 
     
  16. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    Stereotyping much? I'd say 10 maybe... But 20 is a bit rediculous. Hell, I let a 4-year-old play with my Classics...
    Seconded. It's funny the first time... When you walk into a room and Unicron, Primus, MP Prime, etc. are flipping you off for the 30th time, it just becomes lame.

    I never...
    -Destroy them for a custom unless I have a duplicate or the figure is a junker
    -Drop things from the second story window to replicate drop test results
    Not necessary, there are young kids reading this-staff
    -Eat any Transformer/part of a Transformer
     
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  17. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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    Let anyone near them without my supervision. (i.e., LAZER-VISION)

    I also would never put them in or near water, food, gross shit (shit in particular) or any of the "duh" stuff.

    Also, I never, ever, EVAR let them collect dust. Not anymore.

    Also, everything Soundblaster1 said.
     
  18. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    Not necessary, there are young kids reading this-staff
     
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  19. Polenicus

    Polenicus Warring At Play

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    1. I will never make a photocomic with my collection

    2. I will never photoshop Alternators Grimlock getting his chest blown open by a Decepticon

    3. Even if I DID do a photocomic, I would never put Busou Shinkis in it.

    4. Even if I DID do all of that, I wouldn't have Megatron making long-winded, megalomaniacal dictator speeches.

    Really. Never in a million years.

    (P.S. Read my comic)
     
  20. Draco Prime

    Draco Prime Autobot

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    Agreed, or eat them like a Ho-Ho, they dont have a creamy center and are not covered in chocolate
     
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