Why is a robot having metal teeth any more weird than a robot having a nose... as so many seem to desire on these bots? Teeth makes sense, because they have to eat sometime and will require some kind of grinders, tearers, etc. to mush up their particular brand of food; however, a nose is completely superfluous because they don't breath air.

 

That made no sense and was not funny in any way.

 

59. Whenever an Autobot goes to the Artic they forget to bring back some snow for Raf.

 

60. Soundwave is terrible at relocating Decepticon mining equipment.

61. Starscream's arm is outdated and obsolete.

62. Knockout likes Prime's rims.

63. Soundwave has feminine legs.

64. Fowler has a micro-chip in his ass.

Fixed  

 

No. I like females, but I never got the thing about Asain women being more hot. Women are women.



65. Airachnid needs to be squshed like a bug.

66. Unicron needs better protection.

67. People don't notice giant alien robots fighting in the middle of the city.

68. People need to love Terrorcon Kickback.

69. Megatron was once a member of the Cybertronian gentlemen's choir.

70. MECH can make lights turn off by a snap of fingers.

 

71. Breakdown went for the Pirate look.

72. Megatron's a hard core brony

73. Bulkhead hates jerks but is one himself.

74. You paint over Knockout's paint job and he'll give you severe surgery.

75. Cybertronian ladies have a thing for Jack.

 

76. Crashing in jet mode is fatal to huge, brutal, killing machines.

 

Post#44 I wonder bout that. Why does fowler have a chip in his ass and has Uncle sam asking him about donuts?? lol

How do I love Agent fowler.

(And Bulkhead almost cussing Arcee out. Sooo wished he called her a bitch.)

 

77. Bumblebee is a Cybertronian version R2D2.

 

78. Knockout has boobs

79. Megatron walks like a rapist. Had some thought to that one....

 

80. Megatron should stop having second in-commands and skip to third's.

 

81. Apparently, space bridges aren't always located in Space.

82. Arcee is the cause of some of the funniest debates.

83. Humans can be the cause of some very good storytelling.

84. Nobody likes Airachnid, probably because she's the "Courtney" of Prime.

85. Without chips lodged in our behinds, we would get no donuts.

 

I literally laughed at that.  

 

86. Every post ROTF Optimus mentions removing faces

 

A. That's obvious to everyone...
B. And it doesn't relate to TF: Prime!

 

jeez, what's up with all the killjoys in this thread?
87. never trust starscream. even if you are starscream.

 

88. Megatron's crotch looks like Skyquake's face.

 

I was just bugging him, I don't really care about what people post. It's just that the whole "Give me your face!" joke is old.

 

Did you not see Darkness Rising, Part 5?

 

89. Megatron has Shark Teeth.

90. Breakdown is a shout out to Major Bludd.

91. Arcee has no Butt.

92. Starscream wears High Heels.