Things I learned from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

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  1. Surge

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    That part saddened me as well. He should have atleast slowly removed the parts so Ratchet, Jolt, or so-and-so could give them a proper burial. :( 

    One more thing I learned: lazy Fallen is lazy.
     
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    -The Fallen really loves spaghetti, so much that he lays in it for thousands of years until Optimus Prime is dead.
    -Megatron revived is 50% legs, and 50% legs.
    -Starscream has gone apeshit, having completely forgotten that a tattooed F-22 sucks for hiding.
    -Epps doesn't mind whether or not you "bring it" anymore.
     
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    lmao :D  I agree with what so many others are saying....this thread...is...awesome! :bay 
     
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    -metal cats aren't afraid of water
    -if a patient suicides, try using his parts for another who's completely alive and well
    -small robots can get killed after getting run over by a car
    -toasters like to BURN
    -don't keep death machines in your garage, they might destroy your house
    -it's easy to rip a chunk of Insecticon metal apart
    -don't wake cranky old people up when their hibernating or they'll forget everything
    -when you're a big ass robot on a unicycle, watch out for a robot that's way smaller than you
    -if you're a big-ass devastator, don't suck up a red goofball. you may choke
     
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    Having a robot talk a certain way and making them illiterate makes them black and makes Michael bay racist? oh sorry it actually makes person saying that racist since they are stereotyping characters by how they act or there appearance.
     
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    -Megatron really sounds like he wants to refer to Optimus as "Mr. Anderson"
     
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    Optimus prime has bigger balls then devastator because he has no problem taking you all on!!
     
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    if a giant robot with two energon swords wants to fight you in a forest just walk away. 1 out of every 3 robots that except to this have their head ripped off.
    on that note, if you have a head dont fight optimus prime.
     
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    VaderPrime1 Prepare for termination!

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    Very true, I jus wish they would stop whining.

    I love this tread... this is your winner^^^
     
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    this thread should be moved to the permanant list at the top of the movie boards. who ever started this is a king
     
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    It's perfectly fine to wear a stranger's body parts all over you as long as you're doing it to save the world from robo-Candyman and Darth Elrond.

    Jetfire has a cane that'd make Dr. Greg House jealous.

    Dr. Claw has apparently joined the Decepticons and changed his name to Soundwave.

    Prime will pop your head like a zit if you fuck with his friends.

    Hasbro can thank Michael Bay for semi-legitimizing their non-transforming Devastator toy (not sure what the hell happened with Rampage though).

    Starscream apparently doesn't understand "robots in disguise" very well.
     
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    -Optimus does not like Decepticon faces.
    -Only a Prime can kill a Prime, but others can still put Primes into stasis lock.
    -Soundwave's voice not being vocoded is apparently a HUGE issue.
     
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    -Optimus hates your face.
    -Bonecrusher hates everything.
    -Soundwave acknowledges.
     
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    - Soundwave put Ipecac syrup in Ravage's milk
    - Optimus Prime makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy
    - If you see a squadron of construction vehicles coming, you better fucking run
    - If you keep an Autobot in your garage, chances are, it's gonna destroy your house
    - Leo loves to repeat "OH MY GOD!!!"
    - If you're being pinned by Megatron, the Kool-Aid Man....errr, Optimus...will come to your aid
     
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    Kind of an off-topic question, but it's been bugging me. What exactly did O.P. do to The Fallen that no other Bot or Con could do? Didn't seem like he did anything special.
     
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    the only way to defat him was to take off his head, that's prime's speciality
     
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    Mr. Wholesome WWOD What Would Ops Do?

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    ^Yes

    Also,
    -Mean Robots Suck
    -You gotta be sneaky like a ninja
    -Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
    -You can call Megatron a coward as long as he'll survive
    -Tranformers dont have to transform into anything but they can still be a Transformer (Jetfires father)
     
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    ;) The Fallen can only be killed by a Prime
     
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    new bots dont need introductions!....
     
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    I learned that there should be ALOT more slow motion shots of Megan Fox running in everyting!!!!!!!!