Things I learned from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

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  1. Abraxis

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    1-Princeton is not only one of the most academically respected institutions in North America but apparently tops Maxim's list of best party schools where not even close to an average looking girl will attend.
    2-If hot girls want to bang. Inspect their thongs for metal objects first.
    3-The U.S. Army can deploy and drop troops and fighters to the middle of Egypt faster than 2 teenagers can run a mile.
    4-Megan Fox's lip gloss is the most resilient long lasting gloss ever created. Ever.
    5-When climbing up a pyramid being destroyed by a giant robot, stick to the corners, stick to the corners, stick to the corners.
    6-Pot brownies give you the energy to act like a complete a$$ clown
    7-It wasn't Sam's war but Optimus feared it soon would be.

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  2. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    You forgot that a teenager holding onto a wooden support beam can resist the force of a vaccuum able to effortlessly suck up entire cars from 100 yards away.
     
  3. swampflight

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    Dont Forget...

    Make sure to remove all household appliances when an Allspark fragment is brought indoors...you never know....
     
  4. Optimus_Prime84

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    I also learned.
    Yes, it could get worse.
     
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    That it's a fact that high-strung mothers cannot live with aliens in the garage.
     
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    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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  8. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    1. Never ever kill a Decepticon unless they kill one of your own. Or better yet, you can kill a Decepticon who can't even put up a fight.
    2. If you ever see a middle-aged woman eat pot brownies, then for the love of Primus, TRY not to commit suicide.
    3. The Fallen apparently uses the Force without any sort of explanation, though he is one of the original 13 Transformers, so I guess that could count.
     
  9. Laser_Optimus

    Laser_Optimus Your opinion was noted. Now get lost. TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  Fun thread. :lol 

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    Mister Gone Macro-Con

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    8. I'm never gonna let my son go, but I really need to let him go, but I'm never gonna let you go, but I have to let him go... I LOVE YOU!
     
  11. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    Cybertronian side-switchers use contacts to make their eyes match a certain faction.
     
  12. Abraxis

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    8-When deciding if you should tell your significant other that you love them, always wait till death is almost certain.

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    #Whatever: In spite of Hasbro's yellow crablike toy for Rampage, he is actually a giant red maggot.
     
  14. TFfan08

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    I learned Ravage can skinned like a fish :D 
    And never trip on anyone especially when you hold a Tazer.
     
  15. red4

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    #I-lost-count: Cybertronians gestate in blue goo, can spit clear liquid, bleed red through the face, bleed blue through torso injuries, and bleed green when their spines are ripped out.
     
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    Mister Gone Macro-Con

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    #. Michael Bay has a thing for guys in thongs... SCREEN FILLING THONGS :O
     
  17. red4

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    Tformers need a curtain to scan a new alt mode; it's like being naked for them.
     
  18. Razerwire

    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    1. Too many people are reading way too much into a Michael Bay movie.
    2. Too many people are reading way too much into a Michael Bay movie.
    3. Too many people are reading way too much into a Michael Bay movie.
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    100. Too many people are reading way too much into a Michael Bay movie.
     
  19. AutobotSkids

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    I learned stuff too.

    1 Robots talk cool! (Skids and Mudflap talk Gangsta, Scapel has a german accent, etc)

    2 According to Prime, The best way to kill someone is to rip their head apart.

    3 According to Mudflap, Ninja grip powers don't always save you from getting sucked up into a vortex grinder.

    4 According to Skids, It's upgrade time!

    5 According to Ratchet, Some people are horribly misinformed about Transformers.

    6 It sucks to be little, and it sucks to be Scrapper.
     
  20. Ephland

    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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    Here's what I learned from the movie:

    Transformers fans are very hard to please.
     

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