Things a Transformer Wouldn't say

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  1. adamme

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    Hope this is the right forum, if not feel free to move it, my mind was wandering when watching G1 earlier and I was watching Megatron tell off Starscream, you know calling him an idiot and then something went wierd like this

    Megatron: Starscream your an idiot, we shall not fail.

    Pause

    Megatron: I'm so sorry Starscream do you forgive me, I shouldn't have called you an idiot, how can I make it up to you.

    Okay weird daydream lol, what about you guys, any sort of things you think that a transformer wouldn't say
     
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    Prime: Give me your face!!!!

    Prime would never say that
     
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    Optimus Prime;..."Autobobt's...I have been thinking. After millions of years fighting Megatron I have come to one inescapable conclusion. I have realized that Megatron is correct....These useless human slugs are not worth protecting. We should join forces with him, suck this miserable rock dry of energon and go back to cybertron and help Megatron rule the galaxy".
     
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    Optimus Prime: "Megatron you fucktard, I'm gonna fuck you and your fucking Decepticunts!"
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    Any transformer: "Gobots are cool, let's make an alliance.
     

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