There's some THING on Mars...

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  1. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    Green humanoid shape spotted on Mars by NASA:



    Is there more than just dead bacteria on Mars? You decide!

    EDIT: And here's one with music from "TRANSFORMERS" for the hell of it:
     
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  2. cybertron2000

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    THAT is so obviously a mermaid!






    ( if you looooooook really closely, you can just make out a little 'side boob' )










    (and if you hold your breath and LISTEN reeeeeaaaly carefully, you will hear the 'fap fap fap' of a thousand NASA engineers, followed by the furtive dabbings of 999 pieces of Kleenex and the rustle of a crumpled program code listing!)
     
  3. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    :sly:  :peoples:  :redface2:  [pause] Right.....:confused2 
     
  4. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Well, it's no The Face. I friggin' loved that face.
    Hell, I still love that face, I don't care what the Mars Global Surveyor says.
     
  5. Lumpy

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    sweet...martian mermaidhunter of the black lagoon...
     
  6. Seth Buzzard

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    I seriously doubt it’s a humanoid of some sort. How large is this thing even supposed to be? Like the classic (fake) Lock Ness Monster image when zoomed in so close you loose any scents of scale. There have been more then a few misleading pictures to come from Mars over the years.
     
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  7. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    I'm with you on that one. "Optical Illusion" MY ASS!

    One day, Human Science will reach a point where we think we've discovered everything, making our world quite boring. I hope that when this time comes, as it may be inevitable, that we are forced to look deeper into our own legends, myths, and unexplained phenomena, searching for the meaning and the truth to all those times that truly baffled mankind. A simple explanation and dismissal is not sufficient, one must truly reach out and explore that which eludes us in order to gain the truth, knowledge, and complete understanding of it.

    ^Hopefully by this time, we'll have real-life star ships and can explore the universe "Star Trek" style. That would f***'in rule!
     
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    what? are you trying to use logic? this is outer space man...there's no logic in space...or sound...one or the other...
     
  9. Gigatron_2005

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    Its a Tuskin Raider. They'll be back, and in greater numbers....



    No no. Nice try, its just a rock.
     
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    hahaha....that made me laugh a nice big loud laugh...
     
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    My god! It's the beast of Bray Road!

    Or, maybe just a couple of rock formations being combined by the pixelization.

    Nah, couldn't be. It must be John Carter. Burroughs was right.

    For the record, the "surgeon's photo" isn't zoomed in, It's cropped. You can see the other side of the loch in the full picture. It's also the second of two pictures. The first one shows the head in a different position. Never trust death bed confessions from known life long hoaxters. They're probably pulling one last big gag. I'm not saying that the pictures couldn't be a tree stump twisting in the currents or something, I've just not heard of any good evidence that it's a deliberate hoax.
     
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    ^ We should launch some Oreos over there and find out.

    (And it's "J'onzz". :) )

    <--- DC Nerd.
     
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    I agree that it's just a rock, but the way it's shaped raises the skeptic in me.

    If anything, I would suggest that, that thing is actually a fossil of a martian being. It could be proof that life once existed on Mars, but does not currently.
     
  15. Misatokitty

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    Studio hand didn't get out of the way of the camera quick enough.

    What? You guys seriously think we can put a ship on Mars? Hell, we can't even get to the moon!
     
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    You know, the best thing is, if it is something like this, with room for doubt, it is released publicly. We will always be skeptical. If there was something that truly confirmed life, I hardly think the public would know until it was absolutely necessary, which would probably be never.

    In line with other conspiracy theorizations, millions of light years away there is another world looking at pics of earth from one of their own probes where the only trace of life pictured is of bigfoot in a desert. Everyone thinks it's camera fuzz.
     
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    OMG! Look at that tiny rock! Seriously, what kind of idiot alien species would be walking on Mars? Might as well just go to Yuma. They have a McDonalds.
     
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    Alien mermaid eh? I'd hit it.
    Bow-chick-a-wow-wow
     
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    It's a guy in a suit.
     
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    Nah, it was swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon that was illuminated by the planet Venus.

    Now, just look into this little flashlight for me, please...
     

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